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Masterful Power-up Play: A Guide to Key Quest Gold

Key Quest is an amazing, rich game that combines elements of strategy, arcade-style games, and random chance.

by operatur
Reselling on the Trading Post: An In-Depth Guide

If you plan on reselling, you had better plan on being rejected over and over again. Persistence is the key.

by derrangeddragon
Backgrounds on a Budget

As hard as it is to customize beautifully, sometimes the right background can make or break an entire outfit.

by lutari_lover_555
Clearing the Storm - A Lutari Island Game Guide

In Clearing the Storm, you play as Gadden, the blue Lutari wizard who was responsible for clearing the storm and forging the orb that helped make Lutari Island open to the public.

by vanessa1357924680
A Letter of Complaint

To the Managers of the Lutari Island Tourists' Association...

by chocolate_lover67
The Real Scoop on Ice Cream Machine

Where does all that ice cream end up?

by foedus
Zap Me Twice, Shame on Me

One word: Boochi.

by nascar19nfl
A Traveler's Guide to Lutari Island

My comprehensive guide to the many exciting features of Lutari Island.

by trisshamster
Vampire Neopets; A Short Guide

When raising a non-evil but not necessarily good vampiric neopet, one must discourage random attacks on normal Neopians...

by magicalcameron
Neoplants vs Zombies

You've tried fences, misleading direction signs, and even handing out brain ice cream to keep those zombies away, but they just keep coming back. What are you doing wrong?

by lil_princess_of_evil
Shoyru Feast Foods

Do you want to see your Shoyru's face light up in surprise and delight when they see their meal? Here's your guide!

by chestnuttiger787
E-Z Brand's Experimenting Kits

E-Z Brand's wide range of products is sure to please every Neopian!

by mypetsandi
Species Guide to Shoyrus

Shoyrus are known for being extremely cute, friendly and sometimes mischievous. They have the prestigious title of the most popular pets in Neopia.

by saphireblue3
Snazzy Gifts for Shoyru Day!

It's that time of year again –that's right, it's Shoyru Day once more!

Also by xbebedawlx

by retrean

Article Spies - Lutari Islanders

Lutari: What are you two doing here? This beach is strictly off-limits to visitors!

Also by water_park1993

by birdinggal

 
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"And She Never Returned" by nut862
When he left, she would go back to daydreaming about Lutari Island, fantasizing a thousand different ways of going there and a thousand different things she would do first when she reached it. Adrian would come, of course; he would see at once why she loved it so much, and take a well-deserved break to let her show him the sights. She would know...




Other Stories


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Match Met
Tivine stood silently on the rough dirt track, watching the swirling mist that glowed with a magical aura...

by sarnfox

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Zapped From a Myth
"I got a weird feeling about today, Taws," Lope stated, looking up at the Kougra. "Something's not right."

by filter

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Mission For Knowledge: Part One
"Your college application, eh?" the post Chia asked as he took it and placed it in the appropriate box for sending off later that day.

by halloweens_lady

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The Return: Part Two
How could they just forgive her like that? How could they forget how she left us for three years?

by hersheykis96

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Sloth's Regime
Sloths is so kind.

by alwayshavefun

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Spooky
All the sights you'll see on Lutari Island!

by ghostkomorichu



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