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Name and All: Part One

I was created by my owner, as all Neopets are. Our entire being is determined by the choices our owner makes for us before we are born.

by bluecloud300
The Family Reunion: Part One

The note drifted from my hands and hit the ground soundlessly. I stood up and clomped up the stairs, leaving the note where it was. I was shocked, like I'd stuck an Electric paint brush in my mouth...

by thediractor
Mission For Knowledge: Part One

"Your college application, eh?" the post Chia asked as he took it and placed it in the appropriate box for sending off later that day.

by halloweens_lady
Life of a Lab Rat: Part One

"I disagree, Gretchen," I told her. "It's actually not that great. Being zapped a couple times, now that's great. Being a lab rat? No..."

by poogleluver345
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Clearing the Storm

Are you like me and are addicted to Neopet's newest game, Clearing the Storm? Are you still confused exactly how to play? Or do you just want some pointers so that you can win that beautiful gold trophy? Well, don't worry because I've compiled a comprehensive guide that will help you become a Clearing the Storm master in no time! In Clearing the Storm, you play as Gadden, the blue Lutari wizard who was responsible for clearing the storm and forging the orb that helped make Lutari Island open to...

Other Stories


Zapped From a Myth
"I got a weird feeling about today, Taws," Lope stated, looking up at the Kougra. "Something's not right."

by filter


The Drought
I lay my frail hands on the windowsill and look at the parched land outside. The dry wind sweeps across Meridell's once flourishing soil...

by baila456


Shoyru Feast Foods
Do you want to see your Shoyru's face light up in surprise and delight when they see their meal? Here's your guide!

by chestnuttiger787


Masterful Power-up Play: A Guide to Key Quest Gold
Key Quest is an amazing, rich game that combines elements of strategy, arcade-style games, and random chance.

by operatur


JubJub Power Cuteness
"Oh no."

by djudju22_8


Neo Items #2 - Red Bass Drum
Mallet sold separately.

by jemima_kitty24

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