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Name and All: Part One

I was created by my owner, as all Neopets are. Our entire being is determined by the choices our owner makes for us before we are born.

by bluecloud300
The Family Reunion: Part One

The note drifted from my hands and hit the ground soundlessly. I stood up and clomped up the stairs, leaving the note where it was. I was shocked, like I'd stuck an Electric paint brush in my mouth...

by thediractor
Mission For Knowledge: Part One

"Your college application, eh?" the post Chia asked as he took it and placed it in the appropriate box for sending off later that day.

by halloweens_lady
Life of a Lab Rat: Part One

"I disagree, Gretchen," I told her. "It's actually not that great. Being zapped a couple times, now that's great. Being a lab rat? No..."

by poogleluver345
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Guide to Lutari Island

I'll start with the Lutari Savings Bank, because who doesn't like money? (Neopians who reject the principle of monetary success as life's ultimate goal and choose to live self-sustainingly, that's who, but I'm not here to talk about them.) This is pretty much like the National Neopian—you can withdraw, deposit, and collect interest. However, if you think about it, it's actually very convenient. Imagine this: You're in the Island Market (I'll get to that later), happily bartering for food and books and the like, when you...

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Cabbage Generals Are Rude, or How I Doomed the World With Vegetables
It began with a routine trip to everyone's favorite magic shop. As usual, the store was packed to its gills with shoppers....

by dan4884


The Drought
I lay my frail hands on the windowsill and look at the parched land outside. The dry wind sweeps across Meridell's once flourishing soil...

by baila456


Neoplants vs Zombies
You've tried fences, misleading direction signs, and even handing out brain ice cream to keep those zombies away, but they just keep coming back. What are you doing wrong?

by lil_princess_of_evil


The Real Scoop on Ice Cream Machine
Where does all that ice cream end up?

by foedus


How Simple!
Cookies for those who spot a movie reference!

by dynamoh


The Loyal Spy - Part 1
Who would have thought that a Tyrannian Meerca would be selected to be the next top spy for the Neopian Headquarters?

by lady_akane

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