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A Neopian's Guide to Lutra Care

Imagine my surpise when I saw a Lutra perched on his left shoulder, looking irresistible.

by meggierules2129
A Walk Through the Town of Neovia

Once you get used to the slight bit of fog that graces the cobblestone streets, it's a most wonderful place to explore...

by kita271
The Secret Perils of a Mystery Island Vacation

Nothing good ever involves volcanoes, especially when the volcano has a BAD TEMPER.

by makeuptorment
Love Your Food

What about the pets that still have that special place in our hearts... and are edible?

by amunet022
Paint Brushes for Points: Ultimate PB Guide!

This guide is here to help you get the paint brush or brushes that you have been wanting.

by imhalfwaythere
How to Make Your Owner Get You What You Want

4. Buy a Hypnotic Scroll.

by ixinnia
Ghostkershield VS Faerie Tabard

What are these two items? Why are they so important? Which one's better?

by rider_galbatorix
It's Trading Time!

Just a quick and general guide to the complexities of the Trading Post.

by amy1992192
A Guide to Conspiracy Theories

It came as a big shock to many Neopians when they discovered that the peaceful Faerie Festival had been interrupted because every Faerie had turned into stone.

by iskalri
Eyries of Neopia: No Longer Forgotten and Ignored

When you examine the appearance of Eyries in Neopian culture, you see that our beloved species of pet is one of the least represented.

by dragonlover8560
How to Feed Your Grarrl

No, they're surprisingly not extinct. I know, right?

Also by midnight_009

by icanhaskaila

 
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"Oddballs In Neovia" by greyandrainy
My favorite street lamp, you know the one closest to the graveyard, was burnt out as usual. I loved it, though; it made looking out at all the cracked and weathered headstones so much creepier. Mom doesn't like it when I spend time here, but in all honesty, it's the only place in Neopia I feel I fit in...




Other Stories


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A Midnight Snack: Temptations
I rolled over in my bed and glanced at my Usul Alarm Clock on the nightstand. It read 11:58.

by mango_mango101

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A Snowbunny Mystery
The Department of Detectives is a not very known branch of Defenders of Neopia. Those who are allowed to work there like it that way.

by animalmagnet1197

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Princess Mind-Reader: Part One
Today Victoria would be crowned Princess.

by thornfoot2

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The Sorcery Society: Part Three
I made my way over to the reference section, where a petite Faerie Gelert, dressed in a lavender dress with her long, straight brown hair tied into a soft bun, was checking off boxes on a clipboard.

by iris220_ll

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Oh to be Scary! Part 2
The quest of one little JubJub continues! Will he become scary in time for Halloween?

Story by starluff

by yampuff


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To the Battledome Part 1
"Boris are peace loving creatures; they don't fight."

by _sebis_



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