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Princess Mind-Reader: Part One

Today Victoria would be crowned Princess.

by thornfoot2
Statues: Part One

They could only ever find it at precisely noon when it was dazzlingly gorgeous. They would near that statue, and as they did, the statue's eyes would faintly glow - ever so faintly - and then...

by thediractor
 
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How to Feed Your Grarrl



Resembling dinosaurs (rawr), this species is rather tall (for a Neopet anyway). They are, on average, about 118 pounds and three feet six inches (107 cm). You may be thinking "HAHA PUNY PET ME CRUSH YOU WITH PINKY". First off, when did you go caveman? Second, THIS IS MEGA HUGE IN NEOPIA. So stop being a caveman and show respect for the BIG guys...



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