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Princess Mind-Reader: Part One

Today Victoria would be crowned Princess.

by thornfoot2
Statues: Part One

They could only ever find it at precisely noon when it was dazzlingly gorgeous. They would near that statue, and as they did, the statue's eyes would faintly glow - ever so faintly - and then...

by thediractor
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How to Feed Your Grarrl

Resembling dinosaurs (rawr), this species is rather tall (for a Neopet anyway). They are, on average, about 118 pounds and three feet six inches (107 cm). You may be thinking "HAHA PUNY PET ME CRUSH YOU WITH PINKY". First off, when did you go caveman? Second, THIS IS MEGA HUGE IN NEOPIA. So stop being a caveman and show respect for the BIG guys...

Other Stories


The Spardel on the Street Corner
I don't know why I felt the need to do it. I've always been fiercely independent, not liking to rely upon anyone else, and not liking anyone else having to rely upon me.

by crazy_holly_ii


...all the faeries are covered in stone.

by peachwriting


How to Feed Your Grarrl
No, they're surprisingly not extinct. I know, right?

Also by midnight_009

by icanhaskaila


A Walk Through the Town of Neovia
Once you get used to the slight bit of fog that graces the cobblestone streets, it's a most wonderful place to explore...

by kita271


Confetti: Transparent Skeiths
Who wants to see that?

by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1


How to Save a Spot on the Party Guest List Part 1/4
The first and best method.

by agentwerehog

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