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||Issue: 464 | 8th day of Collecting, Y12
|Never Too Old For FunThe day had finally arrived! Sywun's little nose itched with excitement as he thought of it. His cousins were coming! |
|A Snowbunny MysteryThe Department of Detectives is a not very known branch of Defenders of Neopia. Those who are allowed to work there like it that way.|
|The Dangers of Delivering a Pizza: A Puzzling Story"She's a bit upbeat for someone who lives in the Haunted Woods," thought Sir MushroomStump. "Oh well. It will take a while to deliver, though. This may be a good practice run for the rookies.”|
|The Spardel on the Street CornerI don't know why I felt the need to do it. I've always been fiercely independent, not liking to rely upon anyone else, and not liking anyone else having to rely upon me.|
|A Midnight Snack: TemptationsI rolled over in my bed and glanced at my Usul Alarm Clock on the nightstand. It read 11:58.|
|Dreamer"Don't you think the sunbeams are beautiful? That they're just like what a song would look like, if you could see it?"|
|Brothers, Ghosts, and Graveyards... Oh My!"I want you to meet your new little brother Patrick."|
|An Adventure Into the NightLife was perfect. Her every wish could be fulfilled. Running Faerieland was very simple.
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|Oddballs In NeoviaMy favorite street lamp, you know the one closest to the graveyard, was burnt out as usual. I loved it, though; it made looking out at all the cracked and weathered headstones so much creepier. |
|Petrified...all the faeries are covered in stone. |
|The Perfect ColorQuarrye couldn't wait to try it out. |
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"Oddballs In Neovia" by greyandrainy
My favorite street lamp, you know the one closest to the graveyard, was burnt out as usual. I loved it, though; it made looking out at all the cracked and weathered headstones so much creepier. Mom doesn't like it when I spend time here, but in all honesty, it's the only place in Neopia I feel I fit in...
|A Guide to Conspiracy Theories|
It came as a big shock to many Neopians when they discovered that the peaceful Faerie Festival had been interrupted because every Faerie had turned into stone.
|Breaking News: Part Seven|
"Positive, sir," the Grarrl replied. "They were trying very hard to look as if they weren't all heading here together."
Jennings nodded. "Then it ends tonight."