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	The Seven Ancient Wonders of Neopia Throughout Neopia there are many ancient wonders... by yayzz_1245
	Campaign Against Money Tree Pollution We have to act today to save tomorrow! by absdafabs
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No Money Tree Pollution

If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)

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