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Paupers Gourmet Foods

People immediately assume that all Gourmet foods are expensive and out of their reach! Believe me, I used to think the same!

by lorrawins
You Know You Are Addicted To Neoquest II When...

You know what follow the puddles means.

by xilimirg
How To Beat Zenco The Magnificent At His Own Game

A guide that'll sure give you the upper hand in this epic dueling battle.

by navigator123
Avatar Gaming of the 21st Century

Your avatar gaming bland and boring? Well spice it up with new flavors of gaming!

by demonic_cookie41
Throw a Real Life Neopets Party!

This article will give you everything you need to throw the biggest, best Neopets party ever!

by josephsemm
Blumaroo: Right For You?

Why you should be choosing to adopt a Blumaroo as your pet.

by blackfriar
7 Easy and Hopefully Pain-Free Ways to Earn NP

Has this ever happened to you? You suddenly find yourself short on neopoints, and don't know what to do?

by apr312
The Seven Ancient Wonders of Neopia

Throughout Neopia there are many ancient wonders...

by yayzz_1245
Campaign Against Money Tree Pollution

We have to act today to save tomorrow!

by absdafabs
Help! I Have Too Many Neggs!

It's a Gelert eat Gelert world out there.

by preencessno
Skirmishing Skirmishers

Intense music fills your ears, and you shudder as your last Kougra is taken off of the board. All that remains now are two Scorchios and the Eyrie leader...

by blizard131
 
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No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)



Other Stories


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The Werelupe Of Neovia Lake
Something terrible is happening at the lake. I can feel it, every night I get the same chill down my back....

by tyranosaurus_rampage

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Searching for the Isle
"I'll leave this place," Jasmine decided. "I'll be rid of the feeling that something is missing from my life, and I'll go find a better home on some other island."

by blue_brownie_

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Imaginary Realm: Part One
"Cannonball!" Ello exclaimed, slamming into the water! She created a huge splash, getting the whole boat wet...

by luna4400

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Viva la Resistance!: Part Three
"I... forgot the code," Fredrick stated in his best innocent voice.

by herdygerdy

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Mibblies
They look KIND OF like Molten Rocks....

by sceloglaux

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AHH A SNAKE
How a such a cranky Pet ended up with such a foolish petpet.

by cabenson



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