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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The Happiness Faerie has very nicely asked that I ask you all to donate your Neggs to him. The Neggs will be sold to raise money for a Laser of Ultimate Happiness and No Death at All and new uniforms for his Army of Ultra Joy.


No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)

Skirmishing Skirmishers



Intense music fills your ears, and you shudder as your last Kougra is taken off of the board. All that remains now are two Scorchios and the Eyrie leader. You have already determined the location of the other team's Eyrie, but your three remaining pieces are no match for the four others that rest on the other side of the board. You ponder for a moment; if your Eyrie dies, the game is over, but neither Scorchio has any attack power. What should you do?

Throw a Real Life Neopets Party!


Have you been wanting to throw a party but didn't know what your theme should be? Look no further! This article will give you everything you need to throw the biggest, best Neopets party ever! I'm going to cover everything from the invitation to party favors, so read on! (This party would best take place outdoors. Some of the games could get messy.)

Other Stories
"Imaginary Realm" by luna4400
She twisted the lid to the tube open. A yellow folded paper fell out. Ocks picked it up and opened up the old and delicate paper. "Whoa," all four replied. On the paper were detailed drawings and what looked to be instructions to get to a secret island...

"The Boy Who Lived Under a Rock" by iced_angel_loves_you
That morning I had woken up extra early: I just couldn't sleep. I made sure I had everything on the school supply list: twenty sharpened pencils, extra large for my small, unsteady hands, four notebooks with large lines for my big, wobbly print...

"Hyperion: The Watchers" by micrody
Her brown boots were dusty, her tea-colored dress tucked underneath her to keep from touching the splintering wood. She held a wide-brimmed hat in her left hand, fanning herself till the gold waves of her hair bounced up and down like a breeze had blown by...


Fight Fire With Air


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Islander Tails ~ TDMBGPOP
Seriously, how long has it been lying there?

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by augiboo7


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Blumaroo: Right For You?
Why you should be choosing to adopt a Blumaroo as your pet.

by blackfriar

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Fairground Games and Blumaroo Steaks
"You do understand that Blumaroo Steaks aren't really made of Blumaroo. Right?"

by sainteven

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Food for All- Dish #5
The Cheeseroller.

by maiinoki

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AHH A SNAKE
How a such a cranky Pet ended up with such a foolish petpet.

by cabenson



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