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My Brand New Old Sister: A Species Change Story

"Eww, a Kacheek Life Potion?! There must be a mistake. Like, who will use this? None of us are Kacheeks!"

by akitera
Fairground Games and Blumaroo Steaks

"You do understand that Blumaroo Steaks aren't really made of Blumaroo. Right?"

by sainteven
The Essay

Finally, he reached Ara's desk. This is it, she thought. My A+ is in the bag!

by pretsel_is_back
The Colour of a Reward: A Faerie Quest Story

What Una didn't know was that something wonderful was about to happen, and it was going to be one of the most memorable events in all her life...

by alt1981black
That Space Station

"Home away from home. Ma, this is room number 754. We stayed here last time," Mana complained.

Also by _maine____

by zomutt_ofthe_lab_ray

Kau Says

"Hey!" yelled the little Kau, "Knock it off!" 

"Whatever, Pipsqueak!" the Grarrl retorted.

by falonony

The Werelupe Of Neovia Lake

Something terrible is happening at the lake. I can feel it, every night I get the same chill down my back....

by tyranosaurus_rampage
Hyperion: The Watchers

She held a wide-brimmed hat in her left hand, fanning herself till the gold waves of her hair bounced up and down like a breeze had blown by.

by micrody
Silverlight: Benjamin

As far as the blue Lupe could remember, his birthdays had never been very enjoyable affairs. Every time a new year came around, it seemed to carry a new responsibility...

by haikumonster
Fried Eggs and Faerie Paintbrushes

"Well, of course I want a Faerie paint brush, but that doesn't mean I want to follow you on boring errands."

by littlest_wiley
Horace

"Master, what exactly are you making?"

"It's a secret, Kooks."

by ezel68

Searching for the Isle

"I'll leave this place," Jasmine decided. "I'll be rid of the feeling that something is missing from my life, and I'll go find a better home on some other island."

by blue_brownie_
The Boy Who Lived Under a Rock

"Oh! You must be Gabe," she said kindly. "Welcome to your classroom."

by iced_angel_loves_you
Cybunny Chronicles: Two-Sided Rescue

"Yes, ma'am. You have your first mission." The Usul's shriek of delight made the Defender wince in pain.

by mckinleybooksfan
 
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No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)



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Avatar Gaming of the 21st Century
Your avatar gaming bland and boring? Well spice it up with new flavors of gaming!

by demonic_cookie41

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Help! I Have Too Many Neggs!
It's a Gelert eat Gelert world out there.

by preencessno

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To the Infamous, We Salute You: Part Four
Tally felt her eyes well up with tears. She had been gone for longer than two hours. She was going to look like this forever.

by water_glass

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Jhudora's Revenge: Part Four
Jhudora was planning on putting Innocenza into a cell that was closer to the entrance to her lair, but on the way there, she passed one of her many paintings of Addieana...

by ewagon

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Dream or Neopoints?
Didn't even give it a second thought.

by roxanna203

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Famous -- Talk Show Edition
What does Kari think about the Negg Festival?

by arctic_wolf___



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