|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 440 | 23rd day of Eating, Y12
|My Brand New Old Sister: A Species Change Story"Eww, a Kacheek Life Potion?! There must be a mistake. Like, who will use this? None of us are Kacheeks!"|
|Fairground Games and Blumaroo Steaks"You do understand that Blumaroo Steaks aren't really made of Blumaroo. Right?"|
|The EssayFinally, he reached Ara's desk. This is it, she thought. My A+ is in the bag! |
|The Colour of a Reward: A Faerie Quest StoryWhat Una didn't know was that something wonderful was about to happen, and it was going to be one of the most memorable events in all her life...|
|That Space Station"Home away from home. Ma, this is room number 754. We stayed here last time," Mana complained.
Also by _maine____
|Kau Says"Hey!" yelled the little Kau, "Knock it off!"
"Whatever, Pipsqueak!" the Grarrl retorted.
|The Werelupe Of Neovia LakeSomething terrible is happening at the lake. I can feel it, every night I get the same chill down my back.... |
|Hyperion: The WatchersShe held a wide-brimmed hat in her left hand, fanning herself till the gold waves of her hair bounced up and down like a breeze had blown by. |
|Silverlight: BenjaminAs far as the blue Lupe could remember, his birthdays had never been very enjoyable affairs. Every time a new year came around, it seemed to carry a new responsibility...|
|Fried Eggs and Faerie Paintbrushes"Well, of course I want a Faerie paint brush, but that doesn't mean I want to follow you on boring errands."|
|Horace"Master, what exactly are you making?"
"It's a secret, Kooks."
|Searching for the Isle"I'll leave this place," Jasmine decided. "I'll be rid of the feeling that something is missing from my life, and I'll go find a better home on some other island."|
|The Boy Who Lived Under a Rock"Oh! You must be Gabe," she said kindly. "Welcome to your classroom."|
|Cybunny Chronicles: Two-Sided Rescue"Yes, ma'am. You have your first mission." The Usul's shriek of delight made the Defender wince in pain.|
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No Money Tree Pollution
If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)
|Paupers Gourmet Foods|
People immediately assume that all Gourmet foods are expensive and out of their reach! Believe me, I used to think the same!
|Unlikely Allies: Part Two|
Babolino cleared his throat. "I know that we're all a little bit touchy because they beat us decisively last Cup," he said uncertainly. "But maybe we should give them a chance."