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The Dangers of Maraquan Paint Brushes

Being painted Maraquan isn't all it's cracked up to be.

by dianacat777
More Famous Than You: The Shop Wizard

You know, I've really been ignored all my life. Why, I remember back when I was a young JubJub...

by sgwrites
The Neopian Lottery – to Play Or Not to Play...

You win if you matched the most numbers that day. If nobody matches all 6, then we move to who matched 5.

by htamale
How to Make Your Bad Day a Good Day

Your morale is more important than your big goal.

by xepha
The Un-athletic Pet's Guide to Surviving the AC

With Neopia fully in the grip of Altador Cup Fever (henceforth known as "ACF"), nearly every pet is outdoors practicing their moves or indoors cheering on their team.

by shadow717
A Guide to Help You Through the Haunted Shootery!

The aim of the game is to shoot down the Haunted Woods targets while avoiding the friendly passers-by.

by facetiousmind
Fun in the Sun

This summer, many Neopians are looking for new and exciting clothing styles to fit their summer needs. It seems such a shop has arrived in the NC Mall...

by maggie_the_gurl_
Aquatic Festival: Actually Acaran

Eurgh... the PPL won't like this one!

by perdita136
 
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"Downfall" by jillpuppy
She would not fail, like the other times. She was now more powerful than they could imagine. She would rule the world. (Because she couldn't, shouldn't, wouldn't go back.) But maybe (just maybe), after this was all over, she'd let herself look back. Maybe then, she'd let herself remember who she once was...




Other Stories


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Honorary Faerie
"Name why you love Faerieland and you get to spend the entire day with the entire Faerie crew."

by ju_ju_beans220

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Zafara Bee Champion
The blue Zafara reluctantly looked at the paper. "A spelling bee? What about it?"

by _trail_

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Snowfall's Solstice: Part Three
The Blumaroo squinted at me. "Yeh haven't heard the story of Snowsting?"

by soupfaerie_best

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Braving Brightvale: Part Four
He shoved a white box with a blue ribbon on it in her direction. "Just take it, seriously."

by dr0pz

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Proles
Something is deeply wrong here...

by cables

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You Know The Altador Cup Is Back When...
WHAT?!!

by littlesmiless28



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