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The Dangers of Maraquan Paint Brushes

Being painted Maraquan isn't all it's cracked up to be.

by dianacat777
More Famous Than You: The Shop Wizard

You know, I've really been ignored all my life. Why, I remember back when I was a young JubJub...

by sgwrites
The Neopian Lottery – to Play Or Not to Play...

You win if you matched the most numbers that day. If nobody matches all 6, then we move to who matched 5.

by htamale
How to Make Your Bad Day a Good Day

Your morale is more important than your big goal.

by xepha
The Un-athletic Pet's Guide to Surviving the AC

With Neopia fully in the grip of Altador Cup Fever (henceforth known as "ACF"), nearly every pet is outdoors practicing their moves or indoors cheering on their team.

by shadow717
A Guide to Help You Through the Haunted Shootery!

The aim of the game is to shoot down the Haunted Woods targets while avoiding the friendly passers-by.

by facetiousmind
Fun in the Sun

This summer, many Neopians are looking for new and exciting clothing styles to fit their summer needs. It seems such a shop has arrived in the NC Mall...

by maggie_the_gurl_
Aquatic Festival: Actually Acaran

Eurgh... the PPL won't like this one!

by perdita136
 
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"A Muddy Escapade" by mckinleybooksfan
The wind ruffled her fur, and she could smell a mud puddle beckoning. Eyes closed, the baby Lupe followed her nose to the edge of the puddle. After she dipped a toe in, the Lupe paused. The mud puddle offered many possibilities, all of which seemed enormously appealing...




Other Stories


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Downfall
She'd had a name once.

She'd had a real name, not a title like 'The Betrayer' or 'The Darkest Faerie'.

by jillpuppy


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Stars: Another Beginning
"Choose your path," the voice said. "Only you can know which path is the right one to follow."

by micrody

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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Four
Cove Macduff had been spotted, not far from Shenkuu. Cove Macduff had come only inches away from being brought back to this castle in chains.

by ayame_23

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The Curse: Part Six
There have been a great many such curses in history, most of which have been supplemented by an external Power of the Spirit World such as The Three...

by jokerhahaazzz

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Maraquan Crossing
"How many Neopets does it take to help a Maraquan across the road?"

"With or without elastic?"

Idea by sariphe

by saro_the_legendaerie


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Wheel of Excitement
Yeah, right...

by shmozie



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