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The Dangers of Maraquan Paint Brushes

Being painted Maraquan isn't all it's cracked up to be.

by dianacat777
More Famous Than You: The Shop Wizard

You know, I've really been ignored all my life. Why, I remember back when I was a young JubJub...

by sgwrites
The Neopian Lottery – to Play Or Not to Play...

You win if you matched the most numbers that day. If nobody matches all 6, then we move to who matched 5.

by htamale
How to Make Your Bad Day a Good Day

Your morale is more important than your big goal.

by xepha
The Un-athletic Pet's Guide to Surviving the AC

With Neopia fully in the grip of Altador Cup Fever (henceforth known as "ACF"), nearly every pet is outdoors practicing their moves or indoors cheering on their team.

by shadow717
A Guide to Help You Through the Haunted Shootery!

The aim of the game is to shoot down the Haunted Woods targets while avoiding the friendly passers-by.

by facetiousmind
Fun in the Sun

This summer, many Neopians are looking for new and exciting clothing styles to fit their summer needs. It seems such a shop has arrived in the NC Mall...

by maggie_the_gurl_
Aquatic Festival: Actually Acaran

Eurgh... the PPL won't like this one!

by perdita136
 
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"Od! Od! Did you hear? Did you hear?" My little sister Anna stormed into my room, her cheeks aflame with excitement as she wagged the latest issue of the Neopian Times in my face. Now, I'm a Pea Chia, so you can imagine how that felt. It felt like I was attempting to...




Other Stories


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Zafara Bee Champion
The blue Zafara reluctantly looked at the paper. "A spelling bee? What about it?"

by _trail_

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Stalking Sloth
What you are currently reading is a top secret account of my top secret mission.

by autotune

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Fate of a Kingdom: Part Two
"This will not wait," Melyn insisted. "The princess will not wait. We think – we know she is in grave danger."

by briavel

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400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Three
Who would have thought that a simple article could make my boss that angry?

by iloenchen

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One Fish, Two Fish
Mad poetry skillz.

by fish_puddle

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Black and White
The woes of looking evil.

by nadrianathebeast



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