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Tweaking Neopian Games #3

So Kacheek goes to see Adee...

Art by vampirebunny180

by myssinu

Maraquan Crossing

"How many Neopets does it take to help a Maraquan across the road?"

"With or without elastic?"

Idea by sariphe

by saro_the_legendaerie

Wheel of Excitement

Yeah, right...

by shmozie
Scribbles - The Winner

You probably will not be too proud being the Winner of this game...

by _jakk
Grarrl Woes

Pick on somebody your own size...

by lumnatii
Shoyru Adventures

Honestly, how do they do it?

by lawrence_189
Fuzzeh Logic: Slushie Slinger!

That's not exactly how you play...

by jackjack1234
Remedy for Boredom - Part II

That meteor looks weird.

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1


Something is deeply wrong here...

by cables
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Mutant Blues

Be careful of what you say, and where you say it.

by pikemaster1
The Hero Society - #24

In which 'gullible' is written on the ceiling.

by bearcatt
IWR -- Sweeter Than Usual

We should go inside before you melt.

by candyplague
One Fish, Two Fish

Mad poetry skillz.

by fish_puddle
Lost Desert Luck!

Feeling lucky?

by poisonedpill
Endless Insanity - Fish

Stop feeding us your fishing rejects!

by __wolf_girl__
Birthday Blunder

A birthday should be perfectly prepared.

Idea by christmas_ice

by lyteila

Black and White

The woes of looking evil.

by nadrianathebeast
The Most Undervalued Neopians~

A tribute to the overlooked of Neopia!

by ctisias
Everyday Neopian Solutions

Works just fine!

by lonekita
Underwater Fishing for Fun and Profit

Juri catches a fishy.

by thunderlight314
Light House Life


by louishooper

What a silly coconut...

by moonlit_fantasty
Slushie Slinging

I quit!

by kevinlin1216
Life as an Aisha: Yooyuball


by xlaq

We're gonna be late for the game!

by ghostkomorichu
You Know The Altador Cup Is Back When...


by littlesmiless28
Feepit Frenzy #18: Altador Cup Special

Quick! Pass it over here!

by fariy287
Search the Neopian Times


"A Muddy Escapade" by mckinleybooksfan
The wind ruffled her fur, and she could smell a mud puddle beckoning. Eyes closed, the baby Lupe followed her nose to the edge of the puddle. After she dipped a toe in, the Lupe paused. The mud puddle offered many possibilities, all of which seemed enormously appealing...

Other Stories


A Change By Chance
"I wouldn't try a quest today, young lady. She's not herself. Really, not herself."

by epode


The Princess and the Fanatic
"I'd like to know whose side he's really on. I mean, he's probably only bluffing."

by precious_katuch14


The Dangers of Maraquan Paint Brushes
Being painted Maraquan isn't all it's cracked up to be.

by dianacat777


The Neopian Lottery – to Play Or Not to Play...
You win if you matched the most numbers that day. If nobody matches all 6, then we move to who matched 5.

by htamale


In The Yooyu Cage: Part Two
The mechanical claw's three arms slowly shuddered apart and began to jerk downwards. The Mutant Yooyu started towards it, but a blaze of Fire streaked past him...

by hidden_cloak


A Single Prediction: Part One
The Island Mystic stared curiously at him. "I cannot see everything. I can only see what time allows."

by be2aware

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