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How to Take Care of Your Plushie Neopet!

How you can have a happy, healthy plushie.

by reducation
Adjusting to your Neohome 2.0

Even with one room, you can create a separation of space, the illusion of space, and simple touches of comfort that will use the limitations of your room efficiently.

by bluecloud300
A Guide to the Non-Existent Hidden Tower

A small guide to some of the consequences of a few Hidden Tower objects...

by angelofmusic26
Kiko Lake - The Other Forgotten Holiday Destination

Why not try Kiko Lake? It is just as secluded and as interesting as Roo Island...

by umbreae
Tips & Tricks For Naming Your Pets

Finding that special name for your new Neopian addition can be a daunting task.

by kallaco
What Color Is Your Owner?

What do you and your owner spend time doing?

by writingkid
Stop Holding Yourself Back

I saw so many successful Neopians and I told myself, 'I can't do that. I can't be like them."

by yourstruly281
Advanced Key Quest Tactics: Becoming a Homebody

Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more.

by teaspill
A Guide to Curing Your Winter Boredom

All my pets' newly unwrapped presents have lost their appeal and are put away and forgotten. The dreaded New Year boredom has finally set in.

by dulcatis
How to Take Care of Your Gnorbu

Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily.

by xaquizzle
Second-Hand Scores!

For those of us who may have let our generosity get the best of us this holiday season.

by valikthebuilder
Celebrating Sloth Appreciation Day

Sloth is a very nice man. If you celebrate his holiday, he will spare you when picking who to vaporize...

by jeff1233219
Put the Pieces Together

Think of it like a mosaic. Each piece has a different place where it goes, and it is up to you to find out how to put them together.

by iloenchen
 
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"Warring with Sloth" by raining_shadow
Before the evil Sloth decided to pay me a visit, life was perfect. But after, everything changed. He'd hurt me, but I had done everything in my power to get revenge. But I'd better start at the beginning. "Limeras!" my owner Rainy called up the stairs. "Come on! Let's go for a walk..."




Other Stories


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The Blessing of the Earth Faerie
Calyenta stammered to him, "Our, our m-mother asked us to pick some berries for her to bake a pie with!"

by dragaen_faerie

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Sloth is My Mindless Slave
Along came a guy with a net. I thought that was a pretty good idea. Having a long reach would be advantageous at the Money Tree.

by argetl

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Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part Eight
"Nobody told us that the ancient pharaoh Anubits himself was guarding the Altar of Destiny," she whispered gravely. "We had no choice but to fight him..."

by precious_katuch14

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Usuki Star: Part Four
"You don't even know if you can participate in the contest, Rose," Ali stated. "Don't get your hopes up."

by cheeseworld101

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Shoyru Recipes
If you ever do it again, kid...

by jalele

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Do you like...?
Oh! This is a game! BUT...

by deep_blue_feather



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