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Knit

She had been at the hobby shop, picking up more yarn. This week's Random Contest was about knitting, and she was set on knitting the perfect Mynci doll, no matter what.

Co-authored by siamesegoth2

by lobstrosities

The Somewhat Faerie

She didn't have the neopoints or the skill to run something which would make a difference. She'd need the support of the Faerie Council before she could do anything.

by buds_and_authors
Meaning

Sometimes the path to insanity is closer than you think.

by thedarkestwocky
The Blessing of the Earth Faerie

Calyenta stammered to him, "Our, our m-mother asked us to pick some berries for her to bake a pie with!"

by dragaen_faerie
The Ex-Agent

He sighed as he remembered the last time he'd sat in a park. He'd been waiting for an associate to drop off a key which would allow him to unlock a safe...

by punctuation_ninja
Jelly World Does Not Exist

"Does Kreludor REALLY revolve around Neopia? Or is it Neopia that revolves around Kreludor? Are we sure the sky is blue?"

by ginny_invisible
Slushie Snag

Tintilla, Coarse, and Ember walked to the front door of the slushie shop. Ember was talking to Coarse while Tintilla yelled random nonsense.

by theschizophrenicpunk
Sloth is My Mindless Slave

Along came a guy with a net. I thought that was a pretty good idea. Having a long reach would be advantageous at the Money Tree.

by argetl
Sapphire's Stories: Ordinarily Discontent

"The medicine costs 105,000 NP. How in Neopia do you expect to pay for it if you always gamble on turdles?"

by kathleen_kate
Mutant Kindergartener?

It's Darrel's first day of school, but he has to face lots of teasing because of his color.

by kittytamer99
Never Liked My Name Before

"It's not a bad name. You know Mom loves to make up names. She doesn't like numbers."

by dogaspets
The Merry Adventures of a Christmas Lupe

Strolling through Neopia Central, McClaws sought to refill his glass of Neggnog. Alas, the only shoppe that had any was the antique shoppe...

by thorandsifforever
Midnight Flight

The Quintilc blinked. All was going according to plan.

by athousandpapercranes
Warring with Sloth

I took one last look at my colorful Robot Xweetok casings in the mirror (through the visor, of course) and trotted downstairs to find Rainy rummaging for a coat in the closet.

by raining_shadow
 
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