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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Gnorbu Care



First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...



Other Stories


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Sapphire's Stories: Ordinarily Discontent
"The medicine costs 105,000 NP. How in Neopia do you expect to pay for it if you always gamble on turdles?"

by kathleen_kate

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Sloth is My Mindless Slave
Along came a guy with a net. I thought that was a pretty good idea. Having a long reach would be advantageous at the Money Tree.

by argetl

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How to Take Care of Your Plushie Neopet!
How you can have a happy, healthy plushie.

by reducation

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What Color Is Your Owner?
What do you and your owner spend time doing?

by writingkid

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Made of Nitrogen: Stuck
Now you know why there're those Petpets on top of the Petpet shop...

by squeeful745

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Edna and the Comic Author
What happened to the Edna Comics? o_o

by smockey11



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