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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Gnorbu Care



First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...



Other Stories


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Knit
She had been at the hobby shop, picking up more yarn. This week's Random Contest was about knitting, and she was set on knitting the perfect Mynci doll, no matter what.

Co-authored by siamesegoth2

by lobstrosities


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The Ex-Agent
He sighed as he remembered the last time he'd sat in a park. He'd been waiting for an associate to drop off a key which would allow him to unlock a safe...

by punctuation_ninja

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Stop Holding Yourself Back
I saw so many successful Neopians and I told myself, 'I can't do that. I can't be like them."

by yourstruly281

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Tips & Tricks For Naming Your Pets
Finding that special name for your new Neopian addition can be a daunting task.

by kallaco

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Underwater Fishing
Hang onto your boots.

Concept by annneonet

by snakeroot


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Bubbles
Let's go home.

by arliaka



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