|My Top 10 Tips to Get Into the Caption ContestSo, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal in Neopia to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down... |
|The Neopets Poetry Contest GuideWhere to find inspiration for your attempt at Neopian poetry? Anywhere around the site, of course.
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|Neopian Times: the History of 350 IssuesIt has been documenting and giving stories including all of the greatest Neopets events, modules, pets, and activities from almost the very beginning...
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|White Weewoos: The TruthThat's not all. The look in its eyes is the ultimate proof of its evilness. They say that the eyes are the window to the mind, and it's true...|
|Your White Weewoo and YouWhite Weewoos aren't at all difficult to manage, and they're lovely singers.|
|What Kind of Weewoo Are You?To celebrate the 350th issue of the Neopian Times, I've created a quiz to help you find out which Weewoo you are. |
|How to Maintain NeofriendshipsRegardless of who requested who or how the acquaintance came about, we find ourselves in situations where we haven't heard from our neofriends in ages...
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|Wee... what?The reason for my urgent wish to leave the future? Weepits had taken over Neopia!
Weepit Art by musiclives2001
Fearsome image of Dr. Sloth by pacmanite
|35.0 Little Known Facts About the Altador Cup11. The Altador Cup Quiz is an elaborate plot designed by TNT to control the minds of all Neopians.|
|The Art Gallery - Tricks of the TradeThe Art Gallery Contest! Hidden in the depths of the Art Center's catacombs, artists of all ages and skill levels gather to show their finest arts in hopes of winning this coveted prize. |
|Treats on a BudgetWith no omelette or soup involved, here are some ways |
Your pets can be spoilt every day.
|It’s a Weewoo Delivery!Good day, Woo; let us get straight into the point. With the increasing Neopian population, and demand for the Neopian Times, how do you make your deliveries? |
|Wahoo! Neopian Times is 350!Welcome to The Neopian Times milestone 350th edition celebration! All editions are special, but some are more special than others.|
|The Old Neopian's Guide to the New NeopiaFor any of the other veterans who've been flung kicking and screaming back into the world of Neopets, I intend to summarize all the changes that make Neo-Neopia what it is today.|
|Dear Crabby: I Hate You AllApparently this week is Issue 350, and according to my editor, that's some big event. All of the columnists are supposed to write celebration-themed articles. To this I say, "Pbbbth."|
|Three Keys to Unlocking the Number Six AvatarA majority of Neopians are blinded, thinking that earning the necessary Neopoints is nearly impossible -- when the reality is exactly the opposite...|
|A Look in Neopian HistoryStepping into the past, we will re-live some of the greatest moments in Neopian History and celebrate the countless Neopian achievements...|
|Why YOU Should Write for the Neopian TimesBut why exactly do these NT writers continually get works published in the NT? Surely it's not just their love for Neopia, right? |
|Altador Cup Scenes: Swallowed by the Black HoleHonestly, having nine players against me on the field, instead of five, is a horrible hassle. No one trusts me...|
|The Altador Cup and Good SportsmanshipBeing polite will bring you a long way, and there is no reason to upset people when you can say the same thing in a polite way, keeping everyone happy. If you are looking to meet new friends during the Cup, then your chances will also increase if you just remember to speak nicely to people. |
|So You Want To Be a Writer?The first step to becoming a writer is learning what a story is so you can create your own.|
|Newspapers Across NeopiaWell, I can tell you right now that the Neopian Times is the only Neopian Times in existence- however, it is not the only newspaper on Neopia.|
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Neopian Times: 350!
The Neopian Times has been out since almost the beginning of the Neopets journey. Neopets was released on the 15th of November of 1999; just 71 days after its release, a bare two months; the Neopian Times was released on January 25th, 2000. It came out before the release of many memorable events in Neopian history, including trading cards, Lupes, Elephantes, Peophins, the Soup Kitchen, the Neopian Hospital, and even the Caption Competition. In fact, by the time Mr. Insane released NeoQuest, the Neopian Times had been up and running for almost a whole year! This means it has been documenting...
|The Long-Awaited Arrival|
The Yurble looked up briefly to groan about the unconquerable level of dust these days, and saw a strange sparkle through a window...
|Spooky: Read It And Reap|
A bold lettered advertisement caught his attention, and upon a second reading of it, the glowing Korbat grinned broadly. "Hey, this job looks promising..."
Art by ghostkomorichu
|The Night of Nothing: Part Four|
"Thank you for releasing... what?" The Faerie looked confused. "But you captured me! No blessing for you!" The Faerie tapped Balthazar's nose with her wand, and it burst into flames...
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