There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots Circulation: 176,283,131 Issue: 350 | 3rd day of Swimming, Y10
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My Top 10 Tips to Get Into the Caption Contest

So, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal in Neopia to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down...

by sugarypixiestix2
The Neopets Poetry Contest Guide

Where to find inspiration for your attempt at Neopian poetry? Anywhere around the site, of course.

Also by chivo

by anjie

Neopian Times: the History of 350 Issues

It has been documenting and giving stories including all of the greatest Neopets events, modules, pets, and activities from almost the very beginning...

Also by deadlaw

by ridiculer

White Weewoos: The Truth

That's not all. The look in its eyes is the ultimate proof of its evilness. They say that the eyes are the window to the mind, and it's true...

by neogal_anu
Your White Weewoo and You

White Weewoos aren't at all difficult to manage, and they're lovely singers.

by doopingla
What Kind of Weewoo Are You?

To celebrate the 350th issue of the Neopian Times, I've created a quiz to help you find out which Weewoo you are.

by confiserie
How to Maintain Neofriendships

Regardless of who requested who or how the acquaintance came about, we find ourselves in situations where we haven't heard from our neofriends in ages...

Also by earthlingdreamz

by cyniska

Wee... what?

The reason for my urgent wish to leave the future? Weepits had taken over Neopia!

Weepit Art by musiclives2001

Fearsome image of Dr. Sloth by pacmanite

by danman111111

35.0 Little Known Facts About the Altador Cup

11. The Altador Cup Quiz is an elaborate plot designed by TNT to control the minds of all Neopians.

by i_like_trains_
The Art Gallery - Tricks of the Trade

The Art Gallery Contest! Hidden in the depths of the Art Center's catacombs, artists of all ages and skill levels gather to show their finest arts in hopes of winning this coveted prize.

by shaddykins
Treats on a Budget

With no omelette or soup involved, here are some ways

Your pets can be spoilt every day.

by rainbow_daydreamer

It’s a Weewoo Delivery!

Good day, Woo; let us get straight into the point. With the increasing Neopian population, and demand for the Neopian Times, how do you make your deliveries?

by lemonlovingcutie
Wahoo! Neopian Times is 350!

Welcome to The Neopian Times milestone 350th edition celebration! All editions are special, but some are more special than others.

by purplepassiony2k
The Old Neopian's Guide to the New Neopia

For any of the other veterans who've been flung kicking and screaming back into the world of Neopets, I intend to summarize all the changes that make Neo-Neopia what it is today.

by too_kule
Dear Crabby: I Hate You All

Apparently this week is Issue 350, and according to my editor, that's some big event. All of the columnists are supposed to write celebration-themed articles. To this I say, "Pbbbth."

by dan4884
Three Keys to Unlocking the Number Six Avatar

A majority of Neopians are blinded, thinking that earning the necessary Neopoints is nearly impossible -- when the reality is exactly the opposite...

by imsleepingbeauty
A Look in Neopian History

Stepping into the past, we will re-live some of the greatest moments in Neopian History and celebrate the countless Neopian achievements...

by leonardodavinci276
Why YOU Should Write for the Neopian Times

But why exactly do these NT writers continually get works published in the NT? Surely it's not just their love for Neopia, right?

by ummagine3284
Altador Cup Scenes: Swallowed by the Black Hole

Honestly, having nine players against me on the field, instead of five, is a horrible hassle. No one trusts me...

by mazoku_kuiin
The Altador Cup and Good Sportsmanship

Being polite will bring you a long way, and there is no reason to upset people when you can say the same thing in a polite way, keeping everyone happy. If you are looking to meet new friends during the Cup, then your chances will also increase if you just remember to speak nicely to people.

by thybo_rikke
So You Want To Be a Writer?

The first step to becoming a writer is learning what a story is so you can create your own.

by micrody
Newspapers Across Neopia

Well, I can tell you right now that the Neopian Times is the only Neopian Times in existence- however, it is not the only newspaper on Neopia.

by silent_snow
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Neopian Times: 350!

The Neopian Times has been out since almost the beginning of the Neopets journey. Neopets was released on the 15th of November of 1999; just 71 days after its release, a bare two months; the Neopian Times was released on January 25th, 2000. It came out before the release of many memorable events in Neopian history, including trading cards, Lupes, Elephantes, Peophins, the Soup Kitchen, the Neopian Hospital, and even the Caption Competition. In fact, by the time Mr. Insane released NeoQuest, the Neopian Times had been up and running for almost a whole year! This means it has been documenting...

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Under a Gently Swaying Sign
"Well..." Cyrus said slowly, "I do need to leave, but I've got an- um- errand to run before I head home..."

by spunk1


Quiggles Don't Eat Cream
"Oh, BigPigWig," Persepheus said. "Wumpy's dripped through a crack again! And he's so hard to spot since you painted him sketch!"

Also by sattvik

by twocoo


Taking Sides: Part One
Anyetta's smile grew as she read the information on the poster. "Wow," she breathed. "This year's tournament is going to be better than ever!"

by sheep_416


The Rebel's Heart: Part Eight
"I just realized something. Father must know about me by now! He'll be furious. He'll be looking everywhere for me!"

by ewagon


Roc's Box - 350 Smileys
"Not Again!"

by green_roc


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That's preposterous!

Script by blazeinthedarkness

by kitsune_wolf_youkai

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