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Issue: 350 | 3rd day of Swimming, Y10

Comics

	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 6 Pets that win matches are rewarded with full health. As for the losers... well... by lawrence_189
	Caution: Faerie Grundos in flight Nice night. by krychek2001
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Issue 350 Maddie made cookies. by pikemaster1
	A Weewoo in the Hand... - Special 350th Issue They look cute! Also by cevierakasky by dra_jl
	The 350th Neopian Times Bazaar Everything goes for 350! by periodicage
	All You Have To Do Is Try I want to join... Concept by lily2b18 by taz_241590
	The Story of the Neopian Times Most Neopians read it. by greenladysoap
	350 Uses for a Newspaper Yes, we have Super Weewoos. Idea by spongebob234529 by rayeman25
	Happy 350th Issue! chomp la la la... Idea by mzkimmi by mandellababe
	Slightly Ebil - 350th NT Special Edition The slightly disgusting and not-always-successful uses of the 350th Issue of the Neopian Times... by soaringeagle25
	Restocking Madness: Weewoo Special Everyone likes Weewoos!!! Idea by feverlama by hypno_the_cat
	Title Error 404 That's preposterous! Script by blazeinthedarkness by kitsune_wolf_youkai
	For the Win;; 350 things to do with issue #350 I'M LIEK IN DA NT!!1!! Art by ruby_petal by invalid_character
	Ghost Stories #3 Somewhere, deep in the jungles of Krawk Island... by bigpig105
	Neolodge Woes "Happy 350 Issue" by silverybreeze
	The Class of '08 Part Fifteen Aha! by _dead_meat_x_
	Talk About Random - "DO NOT READ!" A warning from all NT characters: Read at your own risk! by buizelmaniac
	Roc's Box - 350 Smileys "Not Again!" by green_roc
	Who Said I Was Sweet? Liar, you said you were smart! by icesmith
	The White Cuteness of Doom Well... Idea by pigletpink13 by computer467
	Inside Reader Trying hard to get IN the Neopian Times? Idea by fortytwo200 by hidden_0_o
	NOOO!! ;-; by ebily
	CELEBRATION! Take this! Also by optimystique by rose_cel
	Random Stories - Issue No.4 - "Demand and Demand" Everyone knows that demand and demand make the price... err... wait! by karatehuendchen
	Happy 350th ...Oh wait, I think one's missing. by neofeather
	Slorgarific Adventures: Everybody Hide Quick! Also by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Snapshots Ever wonder how many Techos it takes to screw in a lightbulb? by respects
	Positive Thinking With the power of positive thinking I shall... by silverskink
	Fr33d0M 2 t3h FuNN3h PA93Z There is no excuse. You can't be born with an elastic hairband. by nickulla
	Secrets of the Petpet Lab I've lost my marbles! Also by starluff by yampuff
	Define Idiocy Small world, isn't it? by darkness1300
	Welcome To My Life Tired? Ha! by jambammer
	Weewoo Madness - 350th Issue Special! We've got Issues! by neokid11115
	Potato Counting for Meepits I got it! Also by doody_duty by babyazndragon
	Issue 350 Dilemma sigh by chameleon2424
	TV BREAK! 2 New Sister by x_artiii_x
	Happy Kacheek Seek-tastic 350th Issue! Ready or not... by sherreh
	Neopian Nonsense - Customisation Overload Whoops. by ilovehyrule
	Judge Hog Gets Ripped Off Don't mess with Judge Hog! by c0nfusedbrian
	Intelligently Crazy - Altador Cup Woes Logic does not apply. by dragon_child_
	Say... CHEESE! 350th Issue Special Happy birthday to the Neopian Times =D by maryboszy
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 6 Koijuro has annoying Meepits in his Neohome. by newcomix
	Happy Issue... Hah... What's this issue number? Oh, yeah. Happy #350! by _fontain_faerie_
	Darkest Corner Yum! Idea by jennuine_1 by dark_elfa
	Amikarashui 350th NT Special What's so important? by bluecloud300
	5 Ways to Get Your Copy of the 350th Issue! A Weewoo drops a copy on your front porch. Idea by neocoladdict by konayukii
	Ouch! Burned! sizzle Art by lachtaube by domain
	What Makes a 350th So Great? Happy 350th issue of the Neopian Times! Also by diablo_gato by thunderwolfcrys
	Quality Time Kessy must've raided the cookie jar last night. x_x Also by helper_honey by fruitcupandspoons
	350th NT Shout Out: Featuring the Pant Devil! Run, and don't look back. Script by genta1111 by empoleon07
	Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Crossover She's a sneaky one! by ghostkomorichu
	Mutant Yooyu It is so troublesome... by lacreamosa
	Issues with Issue 350 350 issues later, weewoos still help us with our fashion mistakes. Also by pyrodragoness by silvermare200
	Just Tasty 2 OMG! Also by katopia12 by kevinlin1216
	Notions and Nonsense Take a chair. Script by patjade by tamia_silverwing
	Randomocrity Practice is good. Loss of focus is bad. by ravenatore
	Unbelievable! I want a petpet! by maiinoki
	The Neopian Mascot Somewhere in Terror Mountain... by thoruna

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Neopian Times: 350!

The Neopian Times has been out since almost the beginning of the Neopets journey. Neopets was released on the 15th of November of 1999; just 71 days after its release, a bare two months; the Neopian Times was released on January 25th, 2000. It came out before the release of many memorable events in Neopian history, including trading cards, Lupes, Elephantes, Peophins, the Soup Kitchen, the Neopian Hospital, and even the Caption Competition. In fact, by the time Mr. Insane released NeoQuest, the Neopian Times had been up and running for almost a whole year! This means it has been documenting...

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It was an unusually dreary day. I'd just dozed off at the immaculately neat desk of my T-shirt store that sold everything. Everything, that is, except T-shirts...

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An Adventure With Ackington
The scientist, who had been busy trying to pin down the Mallard to the table, looked up at his guests. "Just some minor technical difficulties, kids!"

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Wahoo! Neopian Times is 350!
Welcome to The Neopian Times milestone 350th edition celebration! All editions are special, but some are more special than others.

by purplepassiony2k

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The Altador Cup and Good Sportsmanship
Being polite will bring you a long way, and there is no reason to upset people when you can say the same thing in a polite way, keeping everyone happy. If you are looking to meet new friends during the Cup, then your chances will also increase if you just remember to speak nicely to people.

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James Nexis - Deception: Part Five
James looked through his notes enthusiastically. "It makes sense. Everyone would think that..."

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Following the Wind: Part One
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