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Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 6

Pets that win matches are rewarded with full health. As for the losers... well...

by lawrence_189
Caution: Faerie Grundos in flight

Nice night.

by krychek2001
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Issue 350

Maddie made cookies.

by pikemaster1
A Weewoo in the Hand... - Special 350th Issue

They look cute!

Also by cevierakasky

by dra_jl

The 350th Neopian Times Bazaar

Everything goes for 350!

by periodicage
All You Have To Do Is Try

I want to join...

Concept by lily2b18

by taz_241590

The Story of the Neopian Times

Most Neopians read it.

by greenladysoap
350 Uses for a Newspaper

Yes, we have Super Weewoos.

Idea by spongebob234529

by rayeman25

Happy 350th Issue! *chomp*

la la la...

Idea by mzkimmi

by mandellababe

Slightly Ebil - 350th NT Special Edition

The slightly disgusting and not-always-successful uses of the 350th Issue of the Neopian Times...

by soaringeagle25
Restocking Madness: Weewoo Special

Everyone likes Weewoos!!!

Idea by feverlama

by hypno_the_cat

Title Error 404

That's preposterous!

Script by blazeinthedarkness

by kitsune_wolf_youkai

For the Win;; 350 things to do with issue #350


Art by ruby_petal

by invalid_character

Ghost Stories #3

Somewhere, deep in the jungles of Krawk Island...

by bigpig105
Neolodge Woes

"Happy 350 Issue"

by silverybreeze
The Class of '08 Part Fifteen


by _dead_meat_x_
Talk About Random - "DO NOT READ!"

A warning from all NT characters: Read at your own risk!

by buizelmaniac
Roc's Box - 350 Smileys

"Not Again!"

by green_roc
Who Said I Was Sweet?

Liar, you said you were smart!

by icesmith
The White Cuteness of Doom


Idea by pigletpink13

by computer467

Inside Reader

Trying hard to get IN the Neopian Times?

Idea by fortytwo200

by hidden_0_o



by ebily

Take this!

Also by optimystique

by rose_cel

Random Stories - Issue No.4 - "Demand and Demand"

Everyone knows that demand and demand make the price... err... wait!

by karatehuendchen
Happy 350th

...Oh wait, I think one's missing.

by neofeather
Slorgarific Adventures: Everybody Hide


Also by monkeybytes

by jellybeanott


Ever wonder how many Techos it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

by respects
Positive Thinking

With the power of positive thinking I shall...

by silverskink
Fr33d0M 2 t3h FuNN3h PA93Z

There is no excuse. You can't be born with an elastic hairband.

by nickulla
Secrets of the Petpet Lab

I've lost my marbles!

Also by starluff

by yampuff

Define Idiocy

Small world, isn't it?

by darkness1300
Welcome To My Life

Tired? Ha!

by jambammer
Weewoo Madness - 350th Issue Special!

We've got Issues!

by neokid11115
Potato Counting for Meepits

I got it!

Also by doody_duty

by babyazndragon

Issue 350 Dilemma


by chameleon2424

New Sister

by x_artiii_x
Happy Kacheek Seek-tastic 350th Issue!

Ready or not...

by sherreh
Neopian Nonsense - Customisation Overload


by ilovehyrule
Judge Hog Gets Ripped Off

Don't mess with Judge Hog!

by c0nfusedbrian
Intelligently Crazy - Altador Cup Woes

Logic does not apply.

by dragon_child_
Say... CHEESE! 350th Issue Special

Happy birthday to the Neopian Times =D

by maryboszy
Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 6

Koijuro has annoying Meepits in his Neohome.

by newcomix
Happy Issue... Hah... What's this issue number?

Oh, yeah. Happy #350!

by _fontain_faerie_
Darkest Corner


Idea by jennuine_1

by dark_elfa

Amikarashui 350th NT Special

What's so important?

by bluecloud300
5 Ways to Get Your Copy of the 350th Issue!

A Weewoo drops a copy on your front porch.

Idea by neocoladdict

by konayukii

Ouch! Burned!


Art by lachtaube

by domain

What Makes a 350th So Great?

Happy 350th issue of the Neopian Times!

Also by diablo_gato

by thunderwolfcrys

Quality Time

Kessy must've raided the cookie jar last night. x_x

Also by helper_honey

by fruitcupandspoons

350th NT Shout Out: Featuring the Pant Devil!

Run, and don't look back.

Script by genta1111

by empoleon07

Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Crossover

She's a sneaky one!

by ghostkomorichu
Mutant Yooyu

It is so troublesome...

by lacreamosa
Issues with Issue 350

350 issues later, weewoos still help us with our fashion mistakes.

Also by pyrodragoness

by silvermare200

Just Tasty 2


Also by katopia12

by kevinlin1216

Notions and Nonsense

Take a chair.

Script by patjade

by tamia_silverwing


Practice is good. Loss of focus is bad.

by ravenatore

I want a petpet!

by maiinoki
The Neopian Mascot

Somewhere in Terror Mountain...

by thoruna
Search the Neopian Times


"350 Days Of My Deepest Desires" by ayame_23
"Feel free to go. I'll see you again tonight after sunset," Nyx addressed his lamp. The purple fish peered up at him with gratitude, and, in a fluid motion, its large mouth closed, sealing away its rather sharp-looking teeth, and its light blinked out. With that, the small creature turned and swam off, disappearing through Nyx's home as it swam for the door. Nyx waited until his lamp had vanished from view, and then he released a sigh. He didn't bother to turn and try plumping up his pillowfish again...

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The Irony of Imagination
It was an unusually dreary day. I'd just dozed off at the immaculately neat desk of my T-shirt store that sold everything. Everything, that is, except T-shirts...

by crispycheesypizza


By Word of Mouth: A Comedy in Two Acts
Since when does the Neopian Times publish dreadful rants about cheese?

by raccoonkid230


Dear Crabby: I Hate You All
Apparently this week is Issue 350, and according to my editor, that's some big event. All of the columnists are supposed to write celebration-themed articles. To this I say, "Pbbbth."

by dan4884


The Altador Cup and Good Sportsmanship
Being polite will bring you a long way, and there is no reason to upset people when you can say the same thing in a polite way, keeping everyone happy. If you are looking to meet new friends during the Cup, then your chances will also increase if you just remember to speak nicely to people.

by thybo_rikke


Following the Wind: Part One
"It's an old story, one that most everyone has forgotten and even fewer care to tell. Only the Faeries remember..."

Also by noob

by scarletspindle


Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Ten
The old Techo Master warmed himself in a great chair by the fireplace. He was old now, quite old, but he still held classes twice a week...

by indulgences

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