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Skies Over Meridell Game Guide

In Skies Over Meridell, you play as a young pilot who, unfortunately, encountered a band of air pirates who have challenged you to a duel...

by alpha_squadron_166
A Guide to the NeoQuest II Bosses: Part I

This article covers the NeoQuest II bosses and how to defeat them up to the Revenant in Lost Desert.

by someguy_1000
Building the Perfect Neohome

If you want a spotlight-worthy Neohome, I recommend a theme approach.

Also by doopingla

by ellenbug

Avoiding Getting Eaten and Other Neopian Safety Tips

Sick of Booboos? You and the Gelert Doctor on a first name basis? An article just for you people.

by captain_awesome
Making Neopia a Greener Place

What can we do to help? I decided to come up with a few ideas to make Neopia that much nicer.

by jayandcourtneyk
The Buzzer Game - Exposed!

You are about to learn everything you'll ever need to know about Buzzer Game strategy.

by mr_edgeworth
Helpful Tips to Brighten Your Day - Boredom

If you're bored, just think of how your poor Neopet must feel...

by unmerited
Multiple Personalities - Ownership of a Mutant Hissi

Split personalities aren't so much the issue as it is that it's two brains in one body.

by brokensilent
Dealing with a Rabid Fan

Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup...

by maxxeh_rising
 
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Avoiding Getting Eaten



Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...



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Techo Mountain
The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...

by reegzta260

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The Uncool Life of Akats
Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...

by champ100543

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Vinsetta: Part Two
Viena glanced at her friend. "She came all the way to the cottage to get our help," said the Wocky. "I'm sure it's something important..."

by reggieman721

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Roomies 3: Part Three
Jhudora wasn't listening anymore. Instead, she had scrambled to her feet and was scanning the ceiling for the faint outline of a trapdoor...

by vanessa1357924680

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Whatever Happened to the Lamameeah?
and the winner is...

by m3rcuri

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Fashion Victims
You got those too!

by greenladysoap



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