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	Avoiding Getting Eaten and Other Neopian Safety Tips Sick of Booboos? You and the Gelert Doctor on a first name basis? An article just for you people. by captain_awesome
	Making Neopia a Greener Place What can we do to help? I decided to come up with a few ideas to make Neopia that much nicer. by jayandcourtneyk
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	Multiple Personalities - Ownership of a Mutant Hissi Split personalities aren't so much the issue as it is that it's two brains in one body. by brokensilent
	Dealing with a Rabid Fan Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup... by maxxeh_rising

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Avoiding Getting Eaten

Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...

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