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A Tale From Long Ago: Part One

One civilization stands alone in the midst of the chaos, one long forgotten gleam hidden in this dark wasteland...

by sarah24hd
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part One

"These little guys?" I had asked her, allowing a Mimbi to lick my paw through the bars of its cage. "They look pretty harmless to me!"

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Adventures of Cleckstarr: Meuka Madness - Part One

Cleckstarr the Brave crept silently through the forest...

by firefox97ink
 
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Avoiding Getting Eaten



Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...



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Turn Back Time
He groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."

by maltese51191

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Techo Mountain
The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...

by reegzta260

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The Buzzer Game - Exposed!
You are about to learn everything you'll ever need to know about Buzzer Game strategy.

by mr_edgeworth

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Avoiding Getting Eaten and Other Neopian Safety Tips
Sick of Booboos? You and the Gelert Doctor on a first name basis? An article just for you people.

by captain_awesome

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Terminology Confusion - Balthazar
Switching around a few letters can give a word a whole new meaning...

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Just Another Day at the Office
So, Bob...

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