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Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes

"He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..."

by haku2049
Neon Snowman

Last Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...

by puffpastry654
The Uncool Life of Akats

Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...

by champ100543
The Foster Pet

"WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried...

by respect19
Turn Back Time

He groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."

by maltese51191
The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi

"Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve...

by lizzex8
I'm Sorry

The young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."

by mithril_mithrandir
Greed Is Just An Illusion

Business was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory...

by misshatelove
Our Way

"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."

by rainbow_mist_wave
The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party

"To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...

by mamasimios
Techo Mountain

The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...

by reegzta260
 
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Avoiding Getting Eaten



Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...



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Dealing with a Rabid Fan
Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup...

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In Skies Over Meridell, you play as a young pilot who, unfortunately, encountered a band of air pirates who have challenged you to a duel...

by alpha_squadron_166

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From Princess to Pirate: Part Four
The ship would be allowed to leave the dock at Crystal Cove. With both Polie and her mother aboard...

by lizzex8

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Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part Seven
"You must be Reshar! Welcome to the team," she said happily. "My name is Adelene. I'll be your coach this year..."

by samschelfhout2

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Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 4
*whoosh*

by lawrence_189

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Thief!
You can't trust anyone.

Idea by pinkandprecious

by prae




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