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||Issue: 348 | 20th day of Relaxing, Y10
|Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes"He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..."|
|Neon SnowmanLast Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...|
|The Uncool Life of AkatsWho cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...|
|The Foster Pet"WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried...|
|Turn Back TimeHe groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."|
|The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi"Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve...|
|I'm SorryThe young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."|
|Greed Is Just An IllusionBusiness was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory...|
|Our Way"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."|
|The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party"To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...|
|Techo MountainThe rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...|
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Dealing with Rabid Fans
With the third Altador Cup practically knocking at the front door, an air of excitement rises through the many lands of Neopia. Everyone, the loyal Darigan citizens in their Citadel, the lei-wearing Mystery Islanders, and even the galactic Grundo recovering from the fog of war, is preparing for Altador Cup III. Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup. It's important to identify these fans before they come out of nowhere and yell with the voice of an estranged opera singer...
|Tales of a Petpet Adventure: Part Two|
"It's not cruel at all. We're all imported from Feast for the Beast Farms, a subsidiary of Meri Acres Farmlands, where our motto is 'We're bred to be fed.' It's all rather humane, actually..."
You can't trust anyone.
Idea by pinkandprecious