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Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes

"He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..."

by haku2049
Neon Snowman

Last Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...

by puffpastry654
The Uncool Life of Akats

Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...

by champ100543
The Foster Pet

"WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried...

by respect19
Turn Back Time

He groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."

by maltese51191
The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi

"Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve...

by lizzex8
I'm Sorry

The young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."

by mithril_mithrandir
Greed Is Just An Illusion

Business was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory...

by misshatelove
Our Way

"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."

by rainbow_mist_wave
The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party

"To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...

by mamasimios
Techo Mountain

The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...

by reegzta260
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Dealing with Rabid Fans

With the third Altador Cup practically knocking at the front door, an air of excitement rises through the many lands of Neopia. Everyone, the loyal Darigan citizens in their Citadel, the lei-wearing Mystery Islanders, and even the galactic Grundo recovering from the fog of war, is preparing for Altador Cup III. Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup. It's important to identify these fans before they come out of nowhere and yell with the voice of an estranged opera singer...

Other Stories


Helpful Tips to Brighten Your Day - Boredom
If you're bored, just think of how your poor Neopet must feel...

by unmerited


Building the Perfect Neohome
If you want a spotlight-worthy Neohome, I recommend a theme approach.

Also by doopingla

by ellenbug


Tales of a Petpet Adventure: Part Two
"It's not cruel at all. We're all imported from Feast for the Beast Farms, a subsidiary of Meri Acres Farmlands, where our motto is 'We're bred to be fed.' It's all rather humane, actually..."

by micrody


The Rebel's Heart: Part Six
"Amaretta, I could have told you that you could be a knight. I saw the determination in your eyes. The problem was..."

by ewagon


Freebies: Giant Omelette
Think of the Poor Tyrannians.

by candyluvr8


You can't trust anyone.

Idea by pinkandprecious

by prae

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