|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 348 | 20th day of Relaxing, Y10
|Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes"He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..."|
|Neon SnowmanLast Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...|
|The Uncool Life of AkatsWho cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...|
|The Foster Pet"WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried...|
|Turn Back TimeHe groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."|
|The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi"Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve...|
|I'm SorryThe young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."|
|Greed Is Just An IllusionBusiness was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory...|
|Our Way"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."|
|The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party"To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...|
|Techo MountainThe rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...|
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