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Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Eight

The Techo Master had begun his class an hour ago. He was very old now...

by indulgences
Neovision Superstar: Part Seven

We got stopped by the security guard. We explained why we were there, and we all received the standard 'Audition Visitor' badges...

by sunsetneversetting
The Golden Globes of Light: Part Four

"But this is all impossible," Ashiel snorted. "Where we come from, we are weaklings. We certainly can't use that kind of magic, even if we had it at our disposal..."

by torkie10
The Rebel's Heart: Part Six

"Amaretta, I could have told you that you could be a knight. I saw the determination in your eyes. The problem was..."

by ewagon
Reshar Collifay: A Star in the Making - Part Seven

"You must be Reshar! Welcome to the team," she said happily. "My name is Adelene. I'll be your coach this year..."

by samschelfhout2
Witches Further Abroad: Part Two

"Why have levers in the middle of a public place if no one is supposed to pull them?" Sophie asked herself...

by herdygerdy
From Princess to Pirate: Part Four

The ship would be allowed to leave the dock at Crystal Cove. With both Polie and her mother aboard...

by lizzex8
James Nexis - Deception: Part Three

The temperature was dropping alarmingly as James and Deirdre stood outside a meticulously neat apartment at sometime around three in the morning...

by punctuation_ninja
To Ride a Uni: Companion and Steed - Part Three

Kanine didn't like the tone of his voice at all. It was true she was angry at Daze—or Daisy?—but that didn't give this fellow the right to talk about her that way...

by smallpox__plum
Tales of a Petpet Adventure: Part Two

"It's not cruel at all. We're all imported from Feast for the Beast Farms, a subsidiary of Meri Acres Farmlands, where our motto is 'We're bred to be fed.' It's all rather humane, actually..."

by micrody
Pride, Prose, and Princes: Part Four

A long white head scarf fluttered past us in the dusty wind. In pursuit of it was a lanky blue Kacheek, who was quite red in the face. "He'll never catch up with it. Let's help!"

by dancingpetal
The Night of Nothing: Part Two

That's my chance! Gilly thought, deciding to think something useful for the second time today, a personal record...

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by water_park1993

Roomies 3: Part Three

Jhudora wasn't listening anymore. Instead, she had scrambled to her feet and was scanning the ceiling for the faint outline of a trapdoor...

by vanessa1357924680
Vinsetta: Part Two

Viena glanced at her friend. "She came all the way to the cottage to get our help," said the Wocky. "I'm sure it's something important..."

by reggieman721
Memoirs of a Reluctant Villain: Part Two

The Space Faerie slowly looked my way. I ducked out of the way, quickly, not wanting to be seen...

by sweetie_butterfly
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Dealing with Rabid Fans

With the third Altador Cup practically knocking at the front door, an air of excitement rises through the many lands of Neopia. Everyone, the loyal Darigan citizens in their Citadel, the lei-wearing Mystery Islanders, and even the galactic Grundo recovering from the fog of war, is preparing for Altador Cup III. Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup. It's important to identify these fans before they come out of nowhere and yell with the voice of an estranged opera singer...

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Last Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...

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Avoiding Getting Eaten and Other Neopian Safety Tips
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by captain_awesome


The Buzzer Game - Exposed!
You are about to learn everything you'll ever need to know about Buzzer Game strategy.

by mr_edgeworth


Mutants vs. Customization
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by monkiegurl22


Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 4

by lawrence_189

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