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Interview with a Meepit

Its blank stare makes even Dr. Frank Sloth shiver... its pink complexion makes the Pant Devil curl up under the covers and cower in terror...

Also by raizindaroof

by crazy_monkey_luver_3

Snow Wars 2: Blasting Lupes and Snowbeasts, Oh My!

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

Teaching Your Neopet to Swim! Vol. 1 - Meerca

Is it possible to teach non-aquatic Neopets to swim?

by 766silver
Making Your Contest Submission Sparkle

Judges pick entries that show effort and follow all of the guidelines. They pick the ones that most deserve it! Whether you're drawing for the Art Gallery or the Beauty Contest...

by hylakisweetheart
You Could At Least Say Please!

Having to serve rude pets really makes my blood boil. Why do you think I'm a red Tuskaninny?

by queen_starshine
Yooyus in the Air: Why the Altador Cup was Delayed

The smell of loaded hot dogs and fruit-filled slushies wafts across the crowd. Suddenly, the raging spectators grow quiet as the colosseum darkens and the center ring opens on the field below....

by micrody
Derbie Azar: Leading the Lost Desert to Victory

She was the star Lost Desert right forward, known for her craftiness, scoring, and flawless passing skills; and she was talking to me.

by cool_gelert_8_9
The King Behind the Cup: Altador on Yooyuball

The King sits up straighter, more regal than ever. "Ah! What a splendid idea! I played Yooyuball myself when I was younger, you know..."

by smurts
Dasher Soley Speaks

Dasher Soley, Captain of Krawk Island, speaks about his team, his hopes, and the rumours surrounding his team...

by 101monica101
The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the Yooyus

I know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.

by zanybrainyno1
Altador Cup Scenes: An Interview With Gordo Gunnels

I played a couple of practice games, but didn't manage to make it to the final five. But I told myself not to give up...

by mazoku_kuiin
 
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The Blumaroo blinked profusely and looked around him as if for the first time. "I wondered why no one was gathered to watch me... thought they might have gone..."




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The Life and Times of Zauber_Chiara
The Lupe looked so sad that I tried to talk to him to cheer him up. "So... what are you in for?" I asked...

by drama4ever_6

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The New Player
The backstory of how Jair Tollet got to be on Roo Island's team...

by dgj377

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Two
The young Mynci softened his gaze. "Yes, I was," he answered quietly, "but I had to leave him. It is my dream to become an adventurer, Sword-master! Won't you recommend a good weapon for me?"

by yoyote

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Book of Wisdom: Part Seven
Hannah was about to pick up the book, then decided better of it. Her eyebrows dropped, narrowing over her blue eyes. "Or else what?" she asked...

by hob51

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NeoNuts
Just one thing...

by zakeno

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CrazyComix: Altador Cup II
Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!!

by samantha13_rose



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