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||Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9
|Interview with a MeepitIts blank stare makes even Dr. Frank Sloth shiver... its pink complexion makes the Pant Devil curl up under the covers and cower in terror...
Also by raizindaroof
|Snow Wars 2: Blasting Lupes and Snowbeasts, Oh My!
Also by knucklestheechidna52
|Teaching Your Neopet to Swim! Vol. 1 - MeercaIs it possible to teach non-aquatic Neopets to swim?|
|Making Your Contest Submission SparkleJudges pick entries that show effort and follow all of the guidelines. They pick the ones that most deserve it! Whether you're drawing for the Art Gallery or the Beauty Contest...|
|You Could At Least Say Please!Having to serve rude pets really makes my blood boil. Why do you think I'm a red Tuskaninny? |
|Yooyus in the Air: Why the Altador Cup was DelayedThe smell of loaded hot dogs and fruit-filled slushies wafts across the crowd. Suddenly, the raging spectators grow quiet as the colosseum darkens and the center ring opens on the field below....|
|Derbie Azar: Leading the Lost Desert to VictoryShe was the star Lost Desert right forward, known for her craftiness, scoring, and flawless passing skills; and she was talking to me. |
|The King Behind the Cup: Altador on YooyuballThe King sits up straighter, more regal than ever. "Ah! What a splendid idea! I played Yooyuball myself when I was younger, you know..."|
|Dasher Soley SpeaksDasher Soley, Captain of Krawk Island, speaks about his team, his hopes, and the rumours surrounding his team...|
|The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the YooyusI know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.|
|Altador Cup Scenes: An Interview With Gordo GunnelsI played a couple of practice games, but didn't manage to make it to the final five. But I told myself not to give up...|
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"Cup Crazy" by funsunny
A blue Techo wearing a Darigan Citadel shirt was trying to jump the 10-foot fence that surrounded the stadium. "Five thousand neopoints for one seat," the Techo murmured to himself furiously. "No sir, this Techo won't pay that much!" He was halfway up the fence when he saw...
|The Color of Hope|
Speaking of pet types... it was time to go adopt her dream pet! She was about to walk out the door, but she stopped, her hand inches from the door handle. Was she really ready...
|Stuck: Part Three|
Surprisingly enough, the pound wasn't too intimidating after all. The first night was easily the worst. I got Jellied Eyeballs for dinner, one of the creepiest foods I had ever seen...
|Book of Wisdom: Part Seven|
Hannah was about to pick up the book, then decided better of it. Her eyebrows dropped, narrowing over her blue eyes. "Or else what?" she asked...