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||Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9
|Puppet Friends"Well, why don't you go find a hobby?" suggested his owner...|
|The Color of HopeSpeaking of pet types... it was time to go adopt her dream pet! She was about to walk out the door, but she stopped, her hand inches from the door handle. Was she really ready...|
|How Sisters Are MadeThe backfield is exactly what is sounds like, a field at the very back of our property. It is just as sand-filled and eerie as the rest of the land...|
|Fire and AirThe slender air faerie ducked just in time, unfortunately. Unfortunatelier, the fireball continued forward with no intention of stopping...|
|Teaching Tanya"Hey! Who are you and what have you done with our teacher?!" she shouted in mock horror...|
|The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo"Face it, no one's excited about seeing the exact same thing time and time again..."|
|Two Days with TaeliaNetta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...|
|Psellia's HomecomingSiyana was overjoyed. Psellia was coming back, back to Altador and back for good. The Uni messenger had just came to the gates...|
|Pirates, Lab Rays and Mallards: The Time I Ran AwayOne of the best changes she got was when Baillyn got changed to Faerie - Dreamer really started collecting neopoints like mad after that one. Jealousy spawns greatness, I suppose...|
|The Life and Times of Zauber_ChiaraThe Lupe looked so sad that I tried to talk to him to cheer him up. "So... what are you in for?" I asked...|
|The New PlayerThe backstory of how Jair Tollet got to be on Roo Island's team...|
|Cup Crazy"Sixteen teams have tried to make it to this day, but only two have prevailed. Everyone, please give a warm and friendly welcome to..."|
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"The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo" by tambourine_chimp
The Blumaroo blinked profusely and looked around him as if for the first time. "I wondered why no one was gathered to watch me... thought they might have gone..."
|Abandoned: Part Two|
"Yes, my mother was horrified when I told her she had to buy a Uni Morphing Potion and a Pink Paint Brush, but what was she going to do? She didn't really have a choice!"
|Etana the Coward: Part One|
Etana laughed dryly. Etana the Coward, so terrified of danger that she'd barely left Brogan's library since the end of the Rebellion. It wasn't a new thought; sometimes she thought she heard pets in the street saying it, too...