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Puppet Friends

"Well, why don't you go find a hobby?" suggested his owner...

by spook591
The Color of Hope

Speaking of pet types... it was time to go adopt her dream pet! She was about to walk out the door, but she stopped, her hand inches from the door handle. Was she really ready...

by kirsche474
How Sisters Are Made

The backfield is exactly what is sounds like, a field at the very back of our property. It is just as sand-filled and eerie as the rest of the land...

by retreat_at_random
Fire and Air

The slender air faerie ducked just in time, unfortunately. Unfortunatelier, the fireball continued forward with no intention of stopping...

by lightninglover34
Teaching Tanya

"Hey! Who are you and what have you done with our teacher?!" she shouted in mock horror...

by sooooocute5
The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo

"Face it, no one's excited about seeing the exact same thing time and time again..."

by tambourine_chimp
Two Days with Taelia

Netta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...

by fearthejuliet
Psellia's Homecoming

Siyana was overjoyed. Psellia was coming back, back to Altador and back for good. The Uni messenger had just came to the gates...

by vtguerrero
Pirates, Lab Rays and Mallards: The Time I Ran Away

One of the best changes she got was when Baillyn got changed to Faerie - Dreamer really started collecting neopoints like mad after that one. Jealousy spawns greatness, I suppose...

by usadreamr93
The Life and Times of Zauber_Chiara

The Lupe looked so sad that I tried to talk to him to cheer him up. "So... what are you in for?" I asked...

by drama4ever_6
The New Player

The backstory of how Jair Tollet got to be on Roo Island's team...

by dgj377
Cup Crazy

"Sixteen teams have tried to make it to this day, but only two have prevailed. Everyone, please give a warm and friendly welcome to..."

by funsunny
 
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The team captain is "Dasher" Soley. Then playing goalkeeper we have Garven Hale. Left forward is Ealyn Hawkshanks. Right defender is Nitri Cassale, and left defender is Zayle Sufhaux. They all sport their red, black, and grey uniforms proudly. I recently had the honour of meeting this team, and...



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The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the Yooyus
I know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.

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Making Your Contest Submission Sparkle
Judges pick entries that show effort and follow all of the guidelines. They pick the ones that most deserve it! Whether you're drawing for the Art Gallery or the Beauty Contest...

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Waiting for Anna: Part Five
"I'm not going to ask you to interfere," Anna lies. She does not let go of her hope that she can convince them to stop the war. After all, the two kings are brothers. King Hagan must have some idea of what is going on in Meridell...

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How Soup Saved Neopia: Part Two
Gargarox uttered a muffled groan and opened his eyes. He suddenly realized his head had been resting on a piece of Scrambled Eggplant while he slept...

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When Addressing a King
...there are some things that you just don't say.

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Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora
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