|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9
|Book of Wisdom: Part SevenHannah was about to pick up the book, then decided better of it. Her eyebrows dropped, narrowing over her blue eyes. "Or else what?" she asked...|
|Ailemea Smiled: Part Five"WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT!" She began to dance around and jump and leap. Mimi and I watched her blearily before looking at each other and agreeing she had gone insane...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part Five"I'm not going to ask you to interfere," Anna lies. She does not let go of her hope that she can convince them to stop the war. After all, the two kings are brothers. King Hagan must have some idea of what is going on in Meridell...|
|Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part FourNavaleen felt guilt rise in her throat. She could tell Fyora thought she didn't trust her. Neither girl had ever kept something from the other. The truth was, Navaleen had been so caught up with her fencing lessons that she hadn't thought to tell Fyora...|
|The New Prophecy: Part FourAfter finding a seat (one which a "generous" Uni had given up to her after being threatened to be turned into a pile of soot), Jhudora sat down in the surprisingly comfortable ice chairs...|
|Let Darkness Fall: Part Three"You were great once," said the Faerie, walking forward with sinister majesty. "You could be great again..."|
|Stuck: Part ThreeSurprisingly enough, the pound wasn't too intimidating after all. The first night was easily the worst. I got Jellied Eyeballs for dinner, one of the creepiest foods I had ever seen...|
|Abandoned: Part Two"Yes, my mother was horrified when I told her she had to buy a Uni Morphing Potion and a Pink Paint Brush, but what was she going to do? She didn't really have a choice!"|
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part TwoThe young Mynci softened his gaze. "Yes, I was," he answered quietly, "but I had to leave him. It is my dream to become an adventurer, Sword-master! Won't you recommend a good weapon for me?"|
|No One Will Believe Them: Part ThreeIt took less than five seconds for the Symol king's guards to react. They were after him in a mad dash of waved swords and screaming insults. Cove had to think quickly...|
|How Soup Saved Neopia: Part TwoGargarox uttered a muffled groan and opened his eyes. He suddenly realized his head had been resting on a piece of Scrambled Eggplant while he slept...|
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To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...
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