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It's a Girl Thing

Ho hum.

by conniewan3
Grundos' Intelligence

Your first BOOK!

by optimystique
Kiko versus JubJub

What happened when a Kiko and a JubJub first met...

by tenedria
Code Blue

So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ...

by shining_comet
Stories of Toast

Fireness just won't let it go...

by quackity_quack
Good Enough

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

by coolman1162
Banana Juice

Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'!

by tewa380
Customisation!

Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws. :O

by xiceangelzx
Life is a Playground! - The new Hat...

The new Hat...

by larenchan
The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber

Some people should never go into the advertising business.

by beachnut14
Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Party Time

How far a cheap pet will go.

by luvas
Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora

Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision.

by parisianprincess
Some News Can be Hard to Swallow

Don't take sayings literally!

by hypergirl3030
Sibling Rivalry

Can I have a Kadoatie?

by evilpuppyangel
A Cosmic Outlook - Wait An Hour After You Eat

Hannah gained a few inches. What of it?

by puppyblew_luver18
Buzz Cut

Why can't rescuers just be traditional?

by yellow_canary
When Addressing a King

...there are some things that you just don't say.

by prismfire
Neopia Magnified: Rainbow Fountain

If only it were that easy...

by coco_dog_92
Open Heart- Epi 1

I'm sending a pet to my friend!

by maiinoki
Great Neopian Questions No. 1

What will they think of next?

by fantastic_beasts
Speck the Speckled

Oh, no!!

by cheetah_kougra
NeoNuts

Just one thing...

by zakeno
Brush and Floss!

Who knew the Tooth Faerie could be so powerful... NOT!

by nomitts
Amikarashui #4

Random Event Part 1

by bluecloud300
Clear as Mud: Altador Cup

My loyalty for a cookie!

by spirit033v2
Contemporary Insanity

Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma.

by boohbah098
Appearances are Deceiving...?

Shenkuu goalkeeper, Xana DiLanche, should probably stick to defending the net - and not other teams. ;)

by sylverkitsune
Lord Darigan at the Altador Cup

Everyone's a fan.

by master_chief63
Pirates vs. Ninjas?

Because everyone knows that pirates are wussy...

by togepi_forever
When It Comes To Competition...

Faeries aren't so innocent!

by korked
CrazyComix: Altador Cup II

Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!!

by samantha13_rose
Or Something Like It: Altador Cup

"Nosebleed Section"

Written by lauziloges

by kittie_orion

 
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Tournament Troubles



To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...



Other Stories


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Two Days with Taelia
Netta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...

by fearthejuliet

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Puppet Friends
"Well, why don't you go find a hobby?" suggested his owner...

by spook591

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Yooyus in the Air: Why the Altador Cup was Delayed
The smell of loaded hot dogs and fruit-filled slushies wafts across the crowd. Suddenly, the raging spectators grow quiet as the colosseum darkens and the center ring opens on the field below....

by micrody

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Interview with a Meepit
Its blank stare makes even Dr. Frank Sloth shiver... its pink complexion makes the Pant Devil curl up under the covers and cower in terror...

Also by raizindaroof

by crazy_monkey_luver_3


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Stuck: Part Three
Surprisingly enough, the pound wasn't too intimidating after all. The first night was easily the worst. I got Jellied Eyeballs for dinner, one of the creepiest foods I had ever seen...

by silent_snow

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Ailemea Smiled: Part Five
"WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT!" She began to dance around and jump and leap. Mimi and I watched her blearily before looking at each other and agreeing she had gone insane...

by jeanaet



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