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It's a Girl Thing

Ho hum.

by conniewan3
Grundos' Intelligence

Your first BOOK!

by optimystique
Kiko versus JubJub

What happened when a Kiko and a JubJub first met...

by tenedria
Code Blue

So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ...

by shining_comet
Stories of Toast

Fireness just won't let it go...

by quackity_quack
Good Enough


by coolman1162
Banana Juice

Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'!

by tewa380

Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws. :O

by xiceangelzx
Life is a Playground! - The new Hat...

The new Hat...

by larenchan
The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber

Some people should never go into the advertising business.

by beachnut14
Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Party Time

How far a cheap pet will go.

by luvas
Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora

Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision.

by parisianprincess
Some News Can be Hard to Swallow

Don't take sayings literally!

by hypergirl3030
Sibling Rivalry

Can I have a Kadoatie?

by evilpuppyangel
A Cosmic Outlook - Wait An Hour After You Eat

Hannah gained a few inches. What of it?

by puppyblew_luver18
Buzz Cut

Why can't rescuers just be traditional?

by yellow_canary
When Addressing a King

...there are some things that you just don't say.

by prismfire
Neopia Magnified: Rainbow Fountain

If only it were that easy...

by coco_dog_92
Open Heart- Epi 1

I'm sending a pet to my friend!

by maiinoki
Great Neopian Questions No. 1

What will they think of next?

by fantastic_beasts
Speck the Speckled

Oh, no!!

by cheetah_kougra

Just one thing...

by zakeno
Brush and Floss!

Who knew the Tooth Faerie could be so powerful... NOT!

by nomitts
Amikarashui #4

Random Event Part 1

by bluecloud300
Clear as Mud: Altador Cup

My loyalty for a cookie!

by spirit033v2
Contemporary Insanity

Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma.

by boohbah098
Appearances are Deceiving...?

Shenkuu goalkeeper, Xana DiLanche, should probably stick to defending the net - and not other teams. ;)

by sylverkitsune
Lord Darigan at the Altador Cup

Everyone's a fan.

by master_chief63
Pirates vs. Ninjas?

Because everyone knows that pirates are wussy...

by togepi_forever
When It Comes To Competition...

Faeries aren't so innocent!

by korked
CrazyComix: Altador Cup II

Wheee! Goooo Sheeenkuuuu!!!!

by samantha13_rose
Or Something Like It: Altador Cup

"Nosebleed Section"

Written by lauziloges

by kittie_orion

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"Cup Crazy" by funsunny
A blue Techo wearing a Darigan Citadel shirt was trying to jump the 10-foot fence that surrounded the stadium. "Five thousand neopoints for one seat," the Techo murmured to himself furiously. "No sir, this Techo won't pay that much!" He was halfway up the fence when he saw...

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Two Days with Taelia
Netta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...

by fearthejuliet


The Color of Hope
Speaking of pet types... it was time to go adopt her dream pet! She was about to walk out the door, but she stopped, her hand inches from the door handle. Was she really ready...

by kirsche474


You Could At Least Say Please!
Having to serve rude pets really makes my blood boil. Why do you think I'm a red Tuskaninny?

by queen_starshine


Altador Cup Scenes: An Interview With Gordo Gunnels
I played a couple of practice games, but didn't manage to make it to the final five. But I told myself not to give up...

by mazoku_kuiin


The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Two
The young Mynci softened his gaze. "Yes, I was," he answered quietly, "but I had to leave him. It is my dream to become an adventurer, Sword-master! Won't you recommend a good weapon for me?"

by yoyote


No One Will Believe Them: Part Three
It took less than five seconds for the Symol king's guards to react. They were after him in a mad dash of waved swords and screaming insults. Cove had to think quickly...

by ayame_23

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