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	Bumble Beaming Bumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game... by elementmario222
	Misplacing Meepits We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.) by daymarket
	The Milestones of Neopia Well, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of... by 24meepit13
	All Out War at the Beauty Contest So you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm? by baby_beagle1991
	The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia? by harrypotterfan9001
	Which Gallery of Evil Character are You? And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it! by wigglyfish
	Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep! Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid! by lurking_and_giving
	Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go! Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide... by feline_stars
	So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your Own You may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome... by redmareclover32
	Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?! It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No... by jeanaet
	Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the Basics If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game... by dana622
	The Altador Cup Should this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell... by jockylocky

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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...

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Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...

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Faith in Fate: Part One
All three neopets rushed to the secluded stone room full of Tiger furniture. The bed was overturned, and a thickness in the air, and shimmers of silver, turquoise and black suggested the use of magic...

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Further Tales of Woe: Part Two
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