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||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|Bumble BeamingBumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...|
|Misplacing MeepitsWe would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)|
|The Milestones of NeopiaWell, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...|
|All Out War at the Beauty ContestSo you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?|
|The Twenty Most Delicious DessertsWhat desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia? |
|Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!|
|Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!|
|Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...|
|So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your OwnYou may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...|
|Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...|
|Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the BasicsIf you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...|
|The Altador CupShould this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...|
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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...
|Never Ever Forget Me|
Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...
|Traitors And Warriors: Part Six|
Why did that voice sound exactly like my own? My eyes struggled to focus. I saw someone standing before me: a tall air faerie with a wry smile and shining blue eyes. It was me...
|Legacy of Ice: Part Seven|
"It makes sense... My mother, she used to go away, every month or so... No one ever told me where, but my grandfather once told me she was going into the mountain's heart..."