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||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|Bumble BeamingBumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...|
|Misplacing MeepitsWe would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)|
|The Milestones of NeopiaWell, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...|
|All Out War at the Beauty ContestSo you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?|
|The Twenty Most Delicious DessertsWhat desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia? |
|Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!|
|Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!|
|Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...|
|So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your OwnYou may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...|
|Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...|
|Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the BasicsIf you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...|
|The Altador CupShould this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...|
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Oh no! The Robot Petpets have been wandering around and are now lost in the Recycling Centre! YOUR goal is to save as many of these wayward petpets as you can by maneuvering them on several beams in an effort to place them in recycling bins. As you progress further in the game, your margin of error will have to decrease because of limited resources and rusty equipment. Petpets that aren't saved will be...
|Rupert's First Mission|
Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...
|Further Tales of Woe: Part Two|
The curse had not affected his mind whatsoever. He was still the same shy, sweet, gentle fellow he had always been - but now he had more reason to be shy and insecure. His appearance...
|Secrets and Shadows: Part One|
Commander Bhrack, commanding officer of the Darigan Citadel Guard and trusted military advisor to Lord Darigan, paused in weariness outside of the wooden door leading to his quarters. It had been an especially trying day...