|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
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|Misplacing MeepitsWe would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)|
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|All Out War at the Beauty ContestSo you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?|
|The Twenty Most Delicious DessertsWhat desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia? |
|Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!|
|Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!|
|Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...|
|So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your OwnYou may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...|
|Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...|
|Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the BasicsIf you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...|
|The Altador CupShould this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...|
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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...
|Rupert's First Mission|
Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...
Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"
|Further Tales of Woe: Part Two|
The curse had not affected his mind whatsoever. He was still the same shy, sweet, gentle fellow he had always been - but now he had more reason to be shy and insecure. His appearance...
|Perfect: Part One|
We weren't spoiled rotten like some Neopets out there, but we had a roof over our heads and somewhat regular meals and each other, and we adored our owner for it. We didn't know anything else, and so we thought she was perfect...