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Bumble Beaming

Bumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...

by elementmario222
Misplacing Meepits

We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)

by daymarket
The Milestones of Neopia

Well, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...

by 24meepit13
All Out War at the Beauty Contest

So you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?

by baby_beagle1991
The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts

What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?

by harrypotterfan9001
Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?

And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!

by wigglyfish
Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!

Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!

by lurking_and_giving
Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!

Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...

by feline_stars
So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your Own

You may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...

by redmareclover32
Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!

It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...

by jeanaet
Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the Basics

If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...

by dana622
The Altador Cup

Should this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...

by jockylocky
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Bumble Beaming

Oh no! The Robot Petpets have been wandering around and are now lost in the Recycling Centre! YOUR goal is to save as many of these wayward petpets as you can by maneuvering them on several beams in an effort to place them in recycling bins. As you progress further in the game, your margin of error will have to decrease because of limited resources and rusty equipment. Petpets that aren't saved will be...

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Never Ever Forget Me
Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog


The Un-Surprise Party
"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...

by qazx301


Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Four
There were buttons pushed and sharp zaps following, and then the pets exited the contraption a pink color. It looked like the Secret Lab Ray she'd heard about, but she was somehow fairly certain that this wasn't it...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka


Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Four
"Mister Barlow, it is my job to ensure the safety of all of the Citadel's inhabitants. Any concerns you may have must be addressed..."

by tashni


Just Another Comic
Show your support of Dr. Sloth with this handsome cap!

by jamz76


The Unluckiest Kacheek
Oh well, let's go home.

by pachirisulover

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