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||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|Spheres of Influence: Part NineJack held his tongue for a moment. Then he leaned closer to Robin as to not be overheard. "The closest passage that leads to the surface is three levels above us," he whispered. "It would be very risky trying to reach it with these stone goons running about..."|
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part EightJeran didn't twitch an ear. He didn't turn around or do anything whatsoever to acknowledge the knight's presence. He only reloaded his crossbow, took aim, and fired...|
|Legacy of Ice: Part Seven"It makes sense... My mother, she used to go away, every month or so... No one ever told me where, but my grandfather once told me she was going into the mountain's heart..."|
|The Shadows: Part SevenI felt so insecure and helpless without my wings. Oh well, it'd just have to do. I looked around the bustling city and then spotted what I looked for. Towering above the city of Faerieland was the Faerie Tower...|
|Traitors And Warriors: Part SixWhy did that voice sound exactly like my own? My eyes struggled to focus. I saw someone standing before me: a tall air faerie with a wry smile and shining blue eyes. It was me...|
|Revenge and Resistance: Part FiveAs for Sloth, his troops were now bordering on unstoppable. Robots and mutant Grundos crowded the halls of the Space Station. Sloth's highest officers held meetings nearly every day to plot out strategy. New recruits were flowing out of the secret laboratory every minute...|
|Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Four"Mister Barlow, it is my job to ensure the safety of all of the Citadel's inhabitants. Any concerns you may have must be addressed..."|
|Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part FourThere were buttons pushed and sharp zaps following, and then the pets exited the contraption a pink color. It looked like the Secret Lab Ray she'd heard about, but she was somehow fairly certain that this wasn't it...
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|Running Faster than Destiny: Part ThreeTwitch knew he should be heading home, but for a few minutes he just sat there staring up at the sky while his mind raced. What had just happened? Had the spell been for real? |
|Dark Friend: Part Three"Would you rather remain here for all eternity?" Cindon questioned...|
|Further Tales of Woe: Part TwoThe curse had not affected his mind whatsoever. He was still the same shy, sweet, gentle fellow he had always been - but now he had more reason to be shy and insecure. His appearance...|
|The Portrait: Part TwoSome sat in chairs, awaiting the auction in silence. Others spoke in circles and pairs, in whispers and sighs, of Mrs. Prynn and her extensive collection. There was one in attendance who stuck out from the rest...|
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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...
Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"
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What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?