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The Misadventures of a Red Hissi

"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by kittengriffin

You Too

They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...

by innuashsgirl
The Un-Surprise Party

"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...

by qazx301
Never Ever Forget Me

Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog
A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit

"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"

by lavalampsnake99
Advert Attack

Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"

by blackcairn
Rupert's First Mission

Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...

by puffpastry654
Freedom

"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."

by springsteen0991
Sibby and the Beach Cave

"The pirates are coming!"

by myrtale
A Faerie Tale

She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...

by themagpiesbanter
Inspiration

Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...

by c_h_e_e_z_e_s
 
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Hubrid's Hero Heist is one of the least played flash games in Neopia. Personally I can't understand why. Then again, I'm also not sure what it is about this game that makes me so happy. It might be the 3000 neopoints I make from it every day, it might be that I like eating, or it might be because I like miniatures (the bad guys are so cute when you shrink them!). If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist...



Other Stories


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Misplacing Meepits
We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)

by daymarket

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Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!
Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!

by lurking_and_giving

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Five
As for Sloth, his troops were now bordering on unstoppable. Robots and mutant Grundos crowded the halls of the Space Station. Sloth's highest officers held meetings nearly every day to plot out strategy. New recruits were flowing out of the secret laboratory every minute...

by dan4884

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Spheres of Influence: Part Nine
Jack held his tongue for a moment. Then he leaned closer to Robin as to not be overheard. "The closest passage that leads to the surface is three levels above us," he whispered. "It would be very risky trying to reach it with these stone goons running about..."

by zephandolf

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Petpet Therapy
It's the feepits...

Art by ontongil

by ilovehyrule


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COMIKAZE II
Brains of the Family

Art by kai_pawz

by bird_brain312




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