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||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Misadventures of a Red Hissi"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"
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|You TooThey walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...|
|The Un-Surprise Party"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...|
|Never Ever Forget MeKentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...|
|A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"|
|Advert AttackDr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"|
|Rupert's First MissionLots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...|
|Freedom"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."|
|Sibby and the Beach Cave"The pirates are coming!"|
|A Faerie TaleShe lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...|
|InspirationSomething had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...|
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"Never Ever Forget Me" by sonictheonlyhedgehog
Kentari was about halfway finished with moving everything to a small room in the back of his shop. As he was pushing a box across the floor, something under the counter caught his eye. Dang! I missed something, he thought to himself. Getting on his knees, he crawled under the counter in hopes of retrieving it. It was incredibly dusty in the small space, and Kentari sneezed at least three times before...
|The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts|
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?
|The Portrait: Part Two|
Some sat in chairs, awaiting the auction in silence. Others spoke in circles and pairs, in whispers and sighs, of Mrs. Prynn and her extensive collection. There was one in attendance who stuck out from the rest...
|Further Tales of Woe: Part Two|
The curse had not affected his mind whatsoever. He was still the same shy, sweet, gentle fellow he had always been - but now he had more reason to be shy and insecure. His appearance...