|A Waffle Paradise
||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Misadventures of a Red Hissi"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"
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|You TooThey walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...|
|The Un-Surprise Party"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...|
|Never Ever Forget MeKentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...|
|A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"|
|Advert AttackDr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"|
|Rupert's First MissionLots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...|
|Freedom"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."|
|Sibby and the Beach Cave"The pirates are coming!"|
|A Faerie TaleShe lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...|
|InspirationSomething had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...|
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"The Un-Surprise Party" by qazx301
She had to be planning a surprise party! "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties. I knew that with most of them, your owner spends a lot of neopoints, hoping to make up for not consulting you. All I had to do was hint her in the right direction, and it would be really, really huge. "I'm not a fan of scary surprises, but I like fun ones, like Puppyblews, or parties..."
|The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts|
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?
|Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!|
It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...
|Legacy of Ice: Part Seven|
"It makes sense... My mother, she used to go away, every month or so... No one ever told me where, but my grandfather once told me she was going into the mountain's heart..."
|Perfect: Part One|
We weren't spoiled rotten like some Neopets out there, but we had a roof over our heads and somewhat regular meals and each other, and we adored our owner for it. We didn't know anything else, and so we thought she was perfect...