|Chet Flash wuz here
||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Misadventures of a Red Hissi"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"
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|You TooThey walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...|
|The Un-Surprise Party"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...|
|Never Ever Forget MeKentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...|
|A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"|
|Advert AttackDr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"|
|Rupert's First MissionLots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...|
|Freedom"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."|
|Sibby and the Beach Cave"The pirates are coming!"|
|A Faerie TaleShe lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...|
|InspirationSomething had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...|
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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...
|The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts|
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?
Bumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...
|Legacy of Ice: Part Seven|
"It makes sense... My mother, she used to go away, every month or so... No one ever told me where, but my grandfather once told me she was going into the mountain's heart..."