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The Misadventures of a Red Hissi

"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"

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by kittengriffin

You Too

They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...

by innuashsgirl
The Un-Surprise Party

"I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties...

by qazx301
Never Ever Forget Me

Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog
A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit

"Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?"

by lavalampsnake99
Advert Attack

Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"

by blackcairn
Rupert's First Mission

Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...

by puffpastry654
Freedom

"Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..."

by springsteen0991
Sibby and the Beach Cave

"The pirates are coming!"

by myrtale
A Faerie Tale

She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed...

by themagpiesbanter
Inspiration

Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him...

by c_h_e_e_z_e_s
 
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"The Un-Surprise Party" by qazx301
She had to be planning a surprise party! "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties. I knew that with most of them, your owner spends a lot of neopoints, hoping to make up for not consulting you. All I had to do was hint her in the right direction, and it would be really, really huge. "I'm not a fan of scary surprises, but I like fun ones, like Puppyblews, or parties..."




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The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?

by harrypotterfan9001

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Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the Basics
If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...

by dana622

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The Portrait: Part Two
Some sat in chairs, awaiting the auction in silence. Others spoke in circles and pairs, in whispers and sighs, of Mrs. Prynn and her extensive collection. There was one in attendance who stuck out from the rest...

by really_awesome_d00d

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Four
"Mister Barlow, it is my job to ensure the safety of all of the Citadel's inhabitants. Any concerns you may have must be addressed..."

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Half Empty
Gelerts aren't known for their brains...

by panther_puma

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Omelette Uh-Oh!
Oh dear! Looks like I'll be feeding my pets Jelly from now on!

by kako144555



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