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	How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind. by pirate_ahoy
	Pizza! At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made! by doggieloover23
	Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets! by forgottencreation
	National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels. by kawaktongbee
	The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia! This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia! by matthewm344
	Veggie Livin' Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty... by pixie_dust_318
	A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!! by thepetlover48
	The Exquisite Winged Scholar A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie... by nurtureearth
	Dinner Party Treats 101 What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love. by star_lilly_784

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"The Wise Man and the Fool" by 4zure
"The pod this, the pod that," Elheena sneered. "You know what? I'm sick of this pod! I'm out of here!" With that, he was gone in a few strokes of his powerful tail. Analu and Alika started after him, but Kahoku stopped them...

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Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie, sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly, otherwise..."

by silent_snow

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The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!

by lavamitten

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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Eight
"Oh!" Kalina breathed, now realizing something. "So that day when I found the door... You, though invisible, were in there, playing with my dolls, right?"

by puppy200010

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Everyone Has a Name: Part Four
Naturally, the bushes guarding the path's mouth were tall and spiky. The only way to pass them was to go through them. Demon, being the owner, took the honor of going first. "Ouch, ouch, ouch!" she yelped. Creeping through didn't help her avoid the prickly leaves. It just made things worse...

by dark_goddess_rising

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Don't Ask!
October is for Squares...

by snowcat737373

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A Comic About Sand
If the title isn't enough to hook you, I don't know what is.

by me_like_juice

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