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	How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind. by pirate_ahoy
	Pizza! At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made! by doggieloover23
	Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets! by forgottencreation
	National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels. by kawaktongbee
	The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia! This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia! by matthewm344
	Veggie Livin' Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty... by pixie_dust_318
	A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!! by thepetlover48
	The Exquisite Winged Scholar A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie... by nurtureearth
	Dinner Party Treats 101 What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love. by star_lilly_784

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Journey Under the Bed
Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...

by aigroegdede

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The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!

by lavamitten

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Rising Shadow: Part Seven
For the second time in less than twenty minutes, Tenultra had managed to leave Lord Darigan absolutely dumbfounded. For a moment they stared at each other, one blankly and the other helplessly, until Tenultra took pity on her companion and decided to spare him the embarrassment of asking the obvious question...

by sarahleeadvent

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One Last Song: Part Three
Although Radom had no idea how they had met, all his life his mother had been friends with an elderly Blumaroo, who lived alone on the mountain and whom they would visit from time to time. He gave them food and a warm place to stay when they came around...

by mutedsanity

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Is The Fish Biting?
OMG!

by darkadoom

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The Last Cookie!: Are YOU Scared of the Dark?
Who turned off the lights?

by jazminz3p

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