|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 267 | 22nd day of Storing, Y8
|How to Pick the Right Instruments for OthersI really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played
and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall
list twelve random instruments that first come to mind. |
|Pizza!At Pizzaroo you can buy
uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely
every have to wait for yours to be made!|
|Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect PetpetWe all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired
we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying
a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets! |
|National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to HotelsHere, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and
|The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia!This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia!|
|Veggie Livin'Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers
may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and
|A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's StewI play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!!|
|The Exquisite Winged ScholarA personal study of the enigmatic library faerie...|
|Dinner Party Treats 101What to serve,
you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable,
festive foods that your guests will love. |
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"Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray" by silent_snow
"It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup..."
|Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray|
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie,
sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you
know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic
pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly,
|Journey Under the Bed|
Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she
was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains
are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...
|One Last Song: Part Three|
Although Radom had no idea how they had met,
all his life his mother had been friends with an elderly Blumaroo, who lived
alone on the mountain and whom they would visit from time to time. He gave them
food and a warm place to stay when they came around...
Stop reading these comments and just read the comic already!