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How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others

I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind.

by pirate_ahoy
Pizza!

At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made!

by doggieloover23
Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet

We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets!

by forgottencreation
National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels

Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels.

by kawaktongbee
The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia!

This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia!

by matthewm344
Veggie Livin'

Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty...

by pixie_dust_318
A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew

I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!!

by thepetlover48
The Exquisite Winged Scholar

A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie...

by nurtureearth
Dinner Party Treats 101

What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love.

by star_lilly_784
 
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Fantastic Faerie Food



Sure, the Haunted Woods might have Blumaroo Steaks and Almost Gummy Rats, Terror Mountain might have food made of snow, and Tyrannia has Omelettes and Meat-a-la-Twigs, but Faerie food is different. The great appearance, flavor, texture, and liveliness of the food is what makes it so wonderful! Since I eat Faerie food almost every day, I am going to tell you about my day, along with the Faerie food scattered throughout it!



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The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!

by lavamitten

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Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie, sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly, otherwise..."

by silent_snow

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Ties to the Wanderer: Part Five
 "Think this'll do it?" Will asked, even though he didn't even know what the 'cure' was. Still, he'd stay to make sure she was alright. Even though he wasn't exactly much help...

Also by draikmistress123

by neokitten4


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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Eight
"Oh!" Kalina breathed, now realizing something. "So that day when I found the door... You, though invisible, were in there, playing with my dolls, right?"

by puppy200010

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Tea Time - Midterms ):
And that's my secret to good midterm grades. :3

by kleptie

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Torturing the Doctor
His baby pictures?!

by acepuma



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