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How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others

I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind.

by pirate_ahoy
Pizza!

At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made!

by doggieloover23
Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet

We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets!

by forgottencreation
National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels

Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels.

by kawaktongbee
The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia!

This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia!

by matthewm344
Veggie Livin'

Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty...

by pixie_dust_318
A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew

I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!!

by thepetlover48
The Exquisite Winged Scholar

A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie...

by nurtureearth
Dinner Party Treats 101

What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love.

by star_lilly_784
 
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"The Wise Man and the Fool" by 4zure
"The pod this, the pod that," Elheena sneered. "You know what? I'm sick of this pod! I'm out of here!" With that, he was gone in a few strokes of his powerful tail. Analu and Alika started after him, but Kahoku stopped them...




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The Wise Man and the Fool
"Y'know, the Techo Master has this saying..."

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A Lesson in Understanding
"Tell you what," I said, "I'll erase the worst of those parts and make it up to you with that cake in my SDB." She kept her eyes lowered...

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Everyone Has a Name: Part Four
Naturally, the bushes guarding the path's mouth were tall and spiky. The only way to pass them was to go through them. Demon, being the owner, took the honor of going first. "Ouch, ouch, ouch!" she yelped. Creeping through didn't help her avoid the prickly leaves. It just made things worse...

by dark_goddess_rising

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Three
The Meridell and Brightvale castles were, well, castles, perhaps with walls and guards and gates but still like tents compared to that stronghold. This one was built for protection...

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Normal is Overrated
You're just jealous!

by tamarainian_girl

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Don't Ask!
October is for Squares...

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