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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"There's a firsthand account, (well, it's actually, like, a seventh-hand account) from a fire faerie who knew a Uni, who knew a Techo, who knew another Techo, who knew a light faerie, who knew a water faerie who had a truth spell cast on her and now she blurts out random things like, 'I love asparagus,' wherever she goes..."


Fantastic Faerie Food



Sure, the Haunted Woods might have Blumaroo Steaks and Almost Gummy Rats, Terror Mountain might have food made of snow, and Tyrannia has Omelettes and Meat-a-la-Twigs, but Faerie food is different. The great appearance, flavor, texture, and liveliness of the food is what makes it so wonderful! Since I eat Faerie food almost every day, I am going to tell you about my day, along with the Faerie food scattered throughout it!

The Winged Scholar



The Library Faerie is so reserved that when she sells you books that are so very cool, you pay more attention to the book than to the faerie selling it to you. It just may be so that beneath her shy exterior is an enigma wrapped in a lavender hue. Answer these mystery questions for me: Why is she called the Library Faerie if she runs a bookstore? Wouldn't that make her the Bookstore Faerie? Where does she keep the library? If the Battle Faerie is so brave and the Soup Faerie is so humble...

Hotels: What, Where, Why


Welcome to this special edition of National Neopia, a complete and detailed guide for any traveler looking for the best ever around the world vacation in Neopia. Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels. You shall find here the information most needed to choose the hotel right for you. If you have a low budget, the Fleapit Motel or Cheap Hotel may be the place for you. If your pockets are filled to the top with Neopoints...

Other Stories
"The Wise Man and the Fool" by 4zure
"The pod this, the pod that," Elheena sneered. "You know what? I'm sick of this pod! I'm out of here!" With that, he was gone in a few strokes of his powerful tail. Analu and Alika started after him, but Kahoku stopped them...

"Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray" by silent_snow
"It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup..."

"Why Am I So Blue?" by elfwick
She was stocking up our medicine cabinet because I had just gotten over Bloaty Feet and had used up all of our Magic Smelly Socks. Well, actually, we had only used a couple of them. I snuck the rest into my Secret Sanctum because I like socks, but...


Bring Back Bubbling Brews


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Great stories!


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Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet
We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets!

by forgottencreation

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The Far Side: Part One
But then the Big Hope had come, on the wings of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for such sweet words...

by redcod323

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One Last Song: Part Three
Although Radom had no idea how they had met, all his life his mother had been friends with an elderly Blumaroo, who lived alone on the mountain and whom they would visit from time to time. He gave them food and a warm place to stay when they came around...

by mutedsanity

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Why Me?!
You will soon find out why you should never trust a 24 hour shopkeeper...

by faerie_zaffy

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Wocky Whiskers Etc.
In this case, "WHOOSH" is not a good thing...

by mrmajor



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