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A Question of Worth: Part One

Springing forward, he swiped a vase off its table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out, and he heaved the table up...

by extreme_fj0rd
The Far Side: Part One

But then the Big Hope had come, on the wings of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for such sweet words...

by redcod323
 
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Journey Under the Bed
Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...

by aigroegdede

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The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!

by lavamitten

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Pizza!
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A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew
I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!!

by thepetlover48

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Trouble at Cyodrake's Gaze
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B.B.Y 2000!
Look 10 years younger! And it only costs 10k!

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