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Our Ooey Gooey Neopia

I've counted over 100 tempting foods smothered with drippy toppings, and/or made with very messy fillings, and I decided to write up a piece showcasing what I feel are Neopia's top ultimate indulgence confections...

by purplepassiony2k
On Winning the Pet Spotlight

The Spotlight trophy is my favorite trophy above all others because it highlights your special pet in a way no other trophy could! Even the Beauty Contest does not compare.

by michellejeansmith
Petpetsitter: the Art of Petpetsitting

As hard as this may seem, Petpetsitter is probably the easiest game around.

by xynto
Chapter Four - Slime Recipes

"Chapter Four," she muttered to herself, "Slime Recipes…" She grinned as she opened to the chapter, reading thoroughly five recipes which would fill her slime craving…

by mistoffelees_cat
The Care and Protection of Plushie Pets

I thought I would share with my fellow Neopians the ins and outs of caring for plushie pets. Believe me when I say it's harder than it looks.

by stellar_xyaka
The Symol Hole: What Lies Within

It's a hole in the ground that supposedly has 'treasure' hidden inside its winding tunnels and rooms. But is there really anything down there?

by freyaoe
10 Ways to Cope With a Glowing Pet

Everyone knows that Glowing pets are some of the fanciest pets around. They're expensive, pretty, and shiny to boot. But this can cause problems...

by cosmodrawbuggy11
Battle Opponents: Why All the Rage?

I wandered into Neopia with a mission in mind. Find the Battledome Opponents. And find out how THEY feel about fighting.

by anjie
Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild?

The actual words that you use to advertise your guild are very important. Including the link in your ad is always helpful and makes the guild easily accessible.

by squekepiggie123
10 Traditional Gifts For Valentine’s Day

For those of you who do not like shopping, or more importantly, who haven’t got any idea what you’ll get all your acquaintances (but would like something more traditional), then you’ve stumbled upon the right article!

by shadowcristal
What Not to Buy for Valentines Day

Top of the list and ranked at Number 10 are the infamous Magic Smelly Socks.

by tigerfanatic33
Wanted: 1 EVIL Valentine!

Hellooo there puny, average, ugly Neopian! I, Dr. Frank Sloth, am on a quest to find the purrrfect valentine this year.

by comput6712
20 Valentine's Gifts of Not-So-Ultimate Doom

This might be a good time to warn some Neopian Times readers about what not to give their valentines this year!

Also by plutoplus1

by puppy200010

Out of the Gravel Pit

Choosing a gift can be stressful. The tired old phrase, “It’s the thought that counts” should probably be rewritten to say, “Your thoughts count!”

by crickeetbug
 
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Giving Better Gifts



February, the Month of Awakening... as in awakening late on the 15th with a lump on your head after having given your dearest neofriend a Packet of Gravel for Valentine's Day? Don't ask me how I know. I just know. *shifty eyes* You are not alone. Each year, thousands of Neopians hit the shops in hopes of finding the "perfect" gift...



Other Stories


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Valentime
Clocks all around tick softly, loudly, some with the brays of Kaus, some with the gentle song of a faerie, some with the dull, mechanical noise that we all know from our own homes...

by _sunset_phoenix

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Noelk's Valentines Day
She was in bed, struck with the worst case of Neoflu in a century. She sneezed, hacked, choked, and spat phlegm out with every word...

by hmlanden

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Roomies: Part Three
"What do you want?" she said, tired. Her hair was a mess, sticking all over her face, for she had just crawled out of bed...

by vanessa1357924680

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Searching For Paradise: Part Nine
Allehya sighed. "It's getting dark," she said, green eyes glinting in the fading light. "We'd better head back to the caves."

by cpmtiger

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Tiresome
F3isty is never afraid to speak her mind, no matter how silly she may sound.

Idea by ashwin1973

by sweetcheeks920


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Riiight o.0;;;
Are you okay?

by tipastar



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