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Sweet Valentine

Do not pull.

by richnangela005
Island Babe and Friends: Valentines Special

Fear my small, yet perfect penmanship.

by syas82301


by ghostkomorichu
Well, This is Extreme...

Throw a potato already!

Drawn by 13blackdragons

by hello5346

Cate Wears the Pants


by nirvanaxd

Redmarroo, Greenmaroo, Dariganmaroo?

by 900duckling
Camouflage Paintbrush: Exposed


Also by crocodile_babiez

by jbforever


F3isty is never afraid to speak her mind, no matter how silly she may sound.

Idea by ashwin1973

by sweetcheeks920


What you need if you wanna be the new Dr. Sloth.

by firefree_girl

The obligatory "fishing" comic...

by obviousfakename
Real Bright...

You're so bright!

by violinoutoftune
Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER!

Spit-take, anyone?

by spock_luvr
It's Always Me

I'm the one left for the meepits.

by sparky942
In the Tomb


by _agile_cat
Heart of Stone

Handsome... intelligent... yeah, whatever.

by fluffy_pink_kitty
Ze ebil comic


by spekje1390

It's disgusting!

by howling_werewolf

See? Ubuuroi isn't all that bad...

by lachtaube
The Worst Day

Fangirls on every corner!

by ssjelitegirl
As the Hasee Bounces

An answer to one of the weird questions you ask yourself about Hasee Bounce.

by slightlysinful
Bucket of Mud #1: Happy Valentine's Day?

No Ears?

by elvis_estella
101 Ways to Defeat the Snowager

... and last but not least...

by bulbabean
Totally - Beach Bum

Surf... Sand... and Sun!

by _kristina_anne_

Good.....giant spyder....

by respects
Random Stories - What should you do if...

Here's the true version of the popular joke for King Skarl.

by karatehuendchen
Kacheek CRUNCH o_O

MY precious SHELLS or what's left with them...

by lipstickonyourcollar
Neopian Neophyte

Threats work...

by leedom111
Too Big?

Hate when that happens.

by klipsan
Roo's Views III

The best day of the year!

Art by fetedieu

by kimj85

The Neo397s


by isaiahdjkim

Neopets doesn't have any good doctors lately. :'(

Written by toasted_carrots

by kuruu_6

In The Mix

Being royal does have its good points.

by erecta
Smycks' Tales

First day at the Deserted Playground!!!

by helmfinland
The Pant Devil's Advocate

... can I call him SLIMEon??

by gryffinrose
Halfway Through the Book

o_O; OMGZ LIEK ITSA PUN1!one!eleven.

by rhoc
Riiight o.0;;;

Are you okay?

by tipastar
Sweet Dreams

*hint hint*

by plaquenil
Some Days You Just Need One

It's important to give your pets hugs so they aren't sad and grey, especially on Valentine's Day.

by peri0neo
Sloth on the Rocks

Jhudora has a secret admirer...

by shadowolf14
T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.

It's impossible to go overboard during Valentines Day.

by 0x_freaky_x0
Neopups Valentines

Kiss wisely.

by wicked_dragonite
Edna and the Mortogs

Want a kiss from Edna? ^_^

by smockey11
Mootix Madness - We Have a Winner Pt. 3

Welcome to Nelly-land.

by leoness
Random Silliness

This is... empty?!

Art by cute_little_cat

by dragonanz

All in a Neopian Day

Gift ideas for Valentine's Day...

Also by confuzerated

by sunset_rose285

Smelly Nelly

"Has a crush."

by i_hate_backstabbers
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Guide to Gooey Goodies

Nothing makes me happier than imagining myself eating some of these ooey gooey sticky, messy foods. For the love of food, I don't want any 'boring' treats, because I think there is something very satisfying about drippy messy foods! How about rolling up your sleeves for some ooey, gooey fun? MMM imagine OOEY, STICKY melted CHOCOLATE...

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The Joy of Fishing
I was thrilled to have the opportunity to now take my pets to a fishing hole where they too could experience the thrill of catching the 'Big One', or elaborating on stories of 'The One That Got Away'...

by buddy__blankies


I, Opelia, your ordinary Buzz, was about to be painted ELECTRIC! I was so ecstatic!

by grapesourhorse


The Symol Hole: What Lies Within
It's a hole in the ground that supposedly has 'treasure' hidden inside its winding tunnels and rooms. But is there really anything down there?

by freyaoe


The Care and Protection of Plushie Pets
I thought I would share with my fellow Neopians the ins and outs of caring for plushie pets. Believe me when I say it's harder than it looks.

by stellar_xyaka


Midnight over Meridell - Chapter II: Part Five
"Um…" I said, looking around again, and then up, "I'd say we climb the spikes and see where we end up…"

by ratling_guardian


Murgoh: Part Twelve
"Hang on, Melissa," he said. "I'm going to try and pull you up."

by zephandolf

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