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Fyora's Gift

Queen Fyora stood on a three-legged stool with her arms out to the sides. Her dressmaker, Tori, was sewing an outfit for the Valentine's Day ball in early February...

by blueberryz_n_cream99
Valentime

Clocks all around tick softly, loudly, some with the brays of Kaus, some with the gentle song of a faerie, some with the dull, mechanical noise that we all know from our own homes...

by _sunset_phoenix
Fun at the Neolodge

"MI," my Christmas Bori, Apoc began. "I am going to explain this in terms an idiot could understand. WE are going on a vacation to get away from you..."

by mystery_island111223
The One that Got Away

As Dr. Yelp led her down the sterile halls, Xweetiepea noticed that there weren’t very many patients; most of the rooms were empty...

by arthursmom
LD Attacks!

"Ahhhh, the Doglefox is going to get me!"

by yellowsugardog
Pink Snow

The blossoms shudder before letting go of their hold on the tree, slowly drifting to the ground below. They let the wind carry them...

by jelleyfrosting
Roberta's Bet

Slowly, ever so slowly, Tor reached for his sword over his right shoulder, the fur on his neck standing on end...

by theneogoddess
Sunbeams

Inside the shell, an unborn Neopet stirred, feeling the cold from outside penetrate through the warmth of the egg...

by rainbow_daydreamer
The Joy of Fishing

I was thrilled to have the opportunity to now take my pets to a fishing hole where they too could experience the thrill of catching the 'Big One', or elaborating on stories of 'The One That Got Away'...

by buddy__blankies
Shock-A-Lots

I, Opelia, your ordinary Buzz, was about to be painted ELECTRIC! I was so ecstatic!

by grapesourhorse
Cold Hands, Warm Heart

The long summer days passed quickly and turned into the crisper days of fall. In the cool autumn afternoons Hippie could be seen plowing through the many piles of leaves that she raked...

by garden_bug9
Jhudora's Valentine

The morning passed, and no helpers arrived. No pathetic minions. No loyal servants. Jhudora pouted in her chair...

by doughnut215
No Gift Too Small

Above the great hall, in a small balcony, Jeran clutched a square pink box nervously. From his vantage point, he watched silently...

by kushbi
Noelk's Valentines Day

She was in bed, struck with the worst case of Neoflu in a century. She sneezed, hacked, choked, and spat phlegm out with every word...

by hmlanden
Why Do We Need Valentines Gifts, Anyway?

"Yeah, I'd eat the chocolate long before I had a chance to give it to anyone," Hentor said...

by nut862
 
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"Valentime" by _sunset_phoenix
The last room in the house has a towering ceiling. It extends past the third story of the house. The gleaming walls are soft, made of clouds. Actually, there is a double wall: inside this one is an army of clockwork pets, moving mechanically around and around, piled on top of each other, toys from a long time past. And we are building a time machine...




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The Care and Protection of Plushie Pets
I thought I would share with my fellow Neopians the ins and outs of caring for plushie pets. Believe me when I say it's harder than it looks.

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On Winning the Pet Spotlight
The Spotlight trophy is my favorite trophy above all others because it highlights your special pet in a way no other trophy could! Even the Beauty Contest does not compare.

by michellejeansmith

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Treasure of the Caves: Part Three
"There's no telling what the day will bring, so we'll have to eat well," Kat claimed, getting up...

by ssjelitegirl

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To Be a Pirate: Part Eight
"So it worked," said Scarblade, triumphantly eyeing the Lupe. He turned to face the crew of the Black Pawkeet...

by lolazgirl

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The Pant Devil's Advocate
... can I call him SLIMEon??

by gryffinrose

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