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Offline - Hiding From the Meepits: Part One

I'm a detective. Mostly small jobs, but every so often something strange crops up.

by lightninglover34
The Jackals of Sakhmet II- Finding Lee: Part One

Lee stood there, rooted on the spot in complete darkness. She could see nothing but the blackness as thick as tar. Where was she?

by arrielle5
A Wish for Bravery: Part One

Why did everybody call him a coward? It wasn't his fault he was a little afraid of everything...

by shadowninjawarrior
 
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Guide to Gooey Goodies



Nothing makes me happier than imagining myself eating some of these ooey gooey sticky, messy foods. For the love of food, I don't want any 'boring' treats, because I think there is something very satisfying about drippy messy foods! How about rolling up your sleeves for some ooey, gooey fun? MMM imagine OOEY, STICKY melted CHOCOLATE...



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The One that Got Away
As Dr. Yelp led her down the sterile halls, Xweetiepea noticed that there weren’t very many patients; most of the rooms were empty...

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Jhudora's Valentine
The morning passed, and no helpers arrived. No pathetic minions. No loyal servants. Jhudora pouted in her chair...

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Out of the Gravel Pit
Choosing a gift can be stressful. The tired old phrase, “It’s the thought that counts” should probably be rewritten to say, “Your thoughts count!”

by crickeetbug

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Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild?
The actual words that you use to advertise your guild are very important. Including the link in your ad is always helpful and makes the guild easily accessible.

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The Neo397s
*pinch*

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Well, This is Extreme...
Throw a potato already!

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