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Issue: 577 | 11th day of Sleeping, Y15
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Not Another Pound Story
"Well, the Pound doesn't really change," Jefo murmured, distracted by his food again.
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Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.
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Their backyard had no fence at all; the dark and thick forest of the Haunted Woods backing up to the house was privacy enough. Azure took a deep breath of the fresh crisp air...
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From dumping Shampoo on your friends to My First Death Ray, this fun filled guide is sure to bring you a great Sloth Day.
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