Voice of the Neopian Pound
Issue: 446 | 4th day of Relaxing, Y12
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She only wanted me for my avatar
"But if you were painted robot my mother would have approved."
Visions and Vanishings: Part Three
"I want those lasers spotless, or I'll report this to Sloth!"
How I Got Banned From Kelp
It started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome.
Elderly Pets Gone Wild
It's only funny until the lamp's feelings get hurt.
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