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Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part One

"This has got to be the most boring Saturday in the history of Saturdays," Chloe sighed.

by downrightdude
Caught in a Conspiracy: Part One

"You know what you did," a Yurble guard replied. "You're in a conspiracy against King Skarl himself!"

by luna4400
Ascension: Part One

"The Fyora we all know and love is now going to be just a memory. I cannot believe she will ever be in a state that is truly fit for rule..."

by d_morton
 
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How to Get Vaporized



Do you like taking risks? Have you ever wanted to annoy Dr. Sloth? Do you simply have a death wish? If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then this guide is the one for you. Using any of the methods listed below yields a high chance of, at the very least, getting you thrown off Sloth's spaceship; if he's having a bad day, the likelihood of rapid vaporization is even higher. There are many ways to successfully infuriate Dr. Sloth, and I've compiled a large (but in no way exhaustive) list to share with you...



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