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Unlikely Allies: Part Eight

"If Ciona's hurt at all, I'm going to make someone really sorry that they messed with Team Faerieland."

by smoothiegrrl
Undercover Defenders - The New Partner: Part Six

"Did you expect that you could get into the Guild disguised like that? Now the whole place knows we're here!"

by popso_the_hopso
Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Seven

At the end of the corridor were four Grundo security guards dragging what looked suspiciously like three meepits towards a large, scary looking door...

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

Zombie Nation: Part Two

It soon became clear to him that in Neopia Central, just like in the Haunted Woods, Zombies were second class citizens.

by herdygerdy
From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Five

"Where do you think YOU'RE going?"

by ellbot1998
The Conspiracy: Part Five

"You are my spell," he stated uncertainly, as though he wished to reassure himself of the fact.

by jokerhahaazzz
March of the Fire: Part Four

I swallowed. This was my big moment to shine. Finally, I was doing something interesting with my life.

Art by blizard131

by blizard131

Revolution Undercloud: Part Three

Sloth led him further into the hallway. "I repeat, this plan is very, very simple..."

by tealnova_dragon
Princess Bones: Part Three

What he had said had to be impossible... and yet it made perfect sense.

by vanessa1357924680
The Adventure Before Dinner: Part Two

The ice cream made one huge leap, and it collided straight into the wall and fell on its side, and the top fell off.

by umbreon54399
Visions and Vanishings: Part Three

"I want those lasers spotless, or I'll report this to Sloth!"

by chax1414
 
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Fyora Day Suggestions



Anyway, Queen Fyora's Birthday falls on the second day of the Month of Relaxing. So, I bet you're running around in circles wondering what to do. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE? Ahem. Sorry again, the Meepits just came to "reeducate" me yesterday. Now, Fyora is really important, so you probably don't want to ruin her birthday. Being someone famous, it might be hard for you to decide what to do. So, for that, I've got some tips on what to do and not to do for Fyora's Special Day...



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