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How I Got Banned From Kelp

It started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome.

by preencessno
Friendship is Like a Deck of Cards

It took Jilli all that she could not to groan loudly. Sitting in the box was a large, shiny, brand new deck of Godori cards.

by peroxwhy_gen
Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings

"It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know."

by kingskid999
Wings of Freedom

"Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe.

by black_skull725
How Rosie the Grarrl Came to Be

A story that looks at Rosie's past. And how she got those awesome Cybunny ears!!

by dreaminstarz
An Usul's Tail

"This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!"

by mrs_cherish
Rhyme-Off!

"Apparently he got eaten by rabid Meepits."

by xxxmagiabellexxx
The Peophin Who Wished He Could Climb

It was a dream to one day climb the highest of the trees, to sit among its leaves and look out over the Island...

by rivergenesis
Pirate Jeers

"I'm black-and-white," Roiniy would mutter under her breath, but she never dared respond openly.

by emrozi
The Faerie and the Fair

"Oh, but I can't," Antikia pleaded, feeling a surge of fear rush through her. "I--I can't fly away."

by micrody
Galaxy - the Warrior Princess

"How is the money earning going?" asked Buzzie quietly. He was the only one in the book club who knew that Galaxy might not be able to go to the 'Books Of The World'.

by vendince
 
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"How I Got Banned From Kelp" by preencessno
It started off as a totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome. I don't have a kitchen, you say? Well, no, not anymore. Don't put fire spits indoors, kids. Or surround them with easily flammable objects, like chairs and mountains of Christmas crackers. And Sandcastle Dynamite. Oh, how were we to know it was a bad idea?




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