|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 446 | 4th day of Relaxing, Y12
|How I Got Banned From KelpIt started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome.|
|Friendship is Like a Deck of CardsIt took Jilli all that she could not to groan loudly. Sitting in the box was a large, shiny, brand new deck of Godori cards.|
|Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings"It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know."|
|Wings of Freedom"Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe.|
|How Rosie the Grarrl Came to BeA story that looks at Rosie's past. And how she got those awesome Cybunny ears!!|
|An Usul's Tail"This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!"|
|Rhyme-Off!"Apparently he got eaten by rabid Meepits."|
|The Peophin Who Wished He Could ClimbIt was a dream to one day climb the highest of the trees, to sit among its leaves and look out over the Island...|
|Pirate Jeers"I'm black-and-white," Roiniy would mutter under her breath, but she never dared respond openly.|
|The Faerie and the Fair"Oh, but I can't," Antikia pleaded, feeling a surge of fear rush through her. "I--I can't fly away."|
|Galaxy - the Warrior Princess"How is the money earning going?" asked Buzzie quietly. He was the only one in the book club who knew that Galaxy might not be able to go to the 'Books Of The World'.|
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"How I Got Banned From Kelp" by preencessno
It started off as a totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome. I don't have a kitchen, you say? Well, no, not anymore. Don't put fire spits indoors, kids. Or surround them with easily flammable objects, like chairs and mountains of Christmas crackers. And Sandcastle Dynamite. Oh, how were we to know it was a bad idea?
|A Glimpse into the Hidden Tower|
To help you appreciate this grand day of celebration, I will take you through some of the weird and wonderful items located in the Hidden Tower in Faerieland.
|Colonel Cobb and the Attack of the Vegetables|
Colonel Cobb. Those two words probably mean nothing two you, unless you read the Neopedia. And if you’ve read my last article, you know that no one reads the Neopedia. But Colonel Cobb deserves to be read about.