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How I Got Banned From Kelp

It started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome.

by preencessno
Friendship is Like a Deck of Cards

It took Jilli all that she could not to groan loudly. Sitting in the box was a large, shiny, brand new deck of Godori cards.

by peroxwhy_gen
Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings

"It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know."

by kingskid999
Wings of Freedom

"Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe.

by black_skull725
How Rosie the Grarrl Came to Be

A story that looks at Rosie's past. And how she got those awesome Cybunny ears!!

by dreaminstarz
An Usul's Tail

"This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!"

by mrs_cherish

"Apparently he got eaten by rabid Meepits."

by xxxmagiabellexxx
The Peophin Who Wished He Could Climb

It was a dream to one day climb the highest of the trees, to sit among its leaves and look out over the Island...

by rivergenesis
Pirate Jeers

"I'm black-and-white," Roiniy would mutter under her breath, but she never dared respond openly.

by emrozi
The Faerie and the Fair

"Oh, but I can't," Antikia pleaded, feeling a surge of fear rush through her. "I--I can't fly away."

by micrody
Galaxy - the Warrior Princess

"How is the money earning going?" asked Buzzie quietly. He was the only one in the book club who knew that Galaxy might not be able to go to the 'Books Of The World'.

by vendince
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How to Get Vaporized

Do you like taking risks? Have you ever wanted to annoy Dr. Sloth? Do you simply have a death wish? If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then this guide is the one for you. Using any of the methods listed below yields a high chance of, at the very least, getting you thrown off Sloth's spaceship; if he's having a bad day, the likelihood of rapid vaporization is even higher. There are many ways to successfully infuriate Dr. Sloth, and I've compiled a large (but in no way exhaustive) list to share with you...

Other Stories


Faerie Make-Up Tips: Get the Look!
Want to look as fab as your favorite faerie? Then check out their dazzling make-up tips!

by meggierules2129


Zombie Survival 101
They won't seem so cute while they're gnawing on your head.

by marina5_55


Caught in a Conspiracy: Part One
"You know what you did," a Yurble guard replied. "You're in a conspiracy against King Skarl himself!"

by luna4400


March of the Fire: Part Four
I swallowed. This was my big moment to shine. Finally, I was doing something interesting with my life.

Art by blizard131

by blizard131


The Annoying Truth
Some Grarrls have a soft heart.

by erikatz4325


Ann's Toy #1
...maybe we should get her something more harmless?

by 7up_soda

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