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How I Got Banned From Kelp

It started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome.

by preencessno
Friendship is Like a Deck of Cards

It took Jilli all that she could not to groan loudly. Sitting in the box was a large, shiny, brand new deck of Godori cards.

by peroxwhy_gen
Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings

"It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know."

by kingskid999
Wings of Freedom

"Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe.

by black_skull725
How Rosie the Grarrl Came to Be

A story that looks at Rosie's past. And how she got those awesome Cybunny ears!!

by dreaminstarz
An Usul's Tail

"This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!"

by mrs_cherish
Rhyme-Off!

"Apparently he got eaten by rabid Meepits."

by xxxmagiabellexxx
The Peophin Who Wished He Could Climb

It was a dream to one day climb the highest of the trees, to sit among its leaves and look out over the Island...

by rivergenesis
Pirate Jeers

"I'm black-and-white," Roiniy would mutter under her breath, but she never dared respond openly.

by emrozi
The Faerie and the Fair

"Oh, but I can't," Antikia pleaded, feeling a surge of fear rush through her. "I--I can't fly away."

by micrody
Galaxy - the Warrior Princess

"How is the money earning going?" asked Buzzie quietly. He was the only one in the book club who knew that Galaxy might not be able to go to the 'Books Of The World'.

by vendince
 
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Fyora Day Suggestions



Anyway, Queen Fyora's Birthday falls on the second day of the Month of Relaxing. So, I bet you're running around in circles wondering what to do. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE? Ahem. Sorry again, the Meepits just came to "reeducate" me yesterday. Now, Fyora is really important, so you probably don't want to ruin her birthday. Being someone famous, it might be hard for you to decide what to do. So, for that, I've got some tips on what to do and not to do for Fyora's Special Day...



Other Stories


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Article Spies - Fyora
I can't believe we're actually going to spy on Queen Fyora!

Also by birdinggal

by water_park1993


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Colonel Cobb and the Attack of the Vegetables
Colonel Cobb. Those two words probably mean nothing two you, unless you read the Neopedia. And if you’ve read my last article, you know that no one reads the Neopedia. But Colonel Cobb deserves to be read about.

by fattree

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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Five
"Where do you think YOU'RE going?"

by ellbot1998

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Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part One
"This has got to be the most boring Saturday in the history of Saturdays," Chloe sighed.

by downrightdude

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A Day at the Beach
Why fire pets should NOT be at the beach.

by vivinovember

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Misty-relic
I seriously don't trust this paint brush...

by mist222



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