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Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9 |
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Guess the Weight of the Marrow!
by goodie_2shoe
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 Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie
So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!
by fluffy645385 |
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 Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.
by lovetheyardstick |
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