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Just a Scrap of Life

But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog
Tessa and the Swim Team

Coach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"

by chococat_xx
Origami Buoyancy

A young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...

by jen4ever4ree
Gone Booktastic!

I trotted down to the book shop with my stash of Kreluberries, ready to dive into another book. The store manager Bernard looked up from his work...

by sharonvt
The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween Krawk

Caragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...

by scenette
Ceasarini Angelini

"I like potatoes," Ceasarini Angelini told him cheerfully. "I wanted to grow my own..."

by concertogreat_8
Scarblade's Game

Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4
A Twist of Fortune

She stood and grabbed a large bag of Neopoints. "Well, I'm going shopping. I'll be right back..."

by kirsche474
Dance It Up

The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick
Astpyr Babysits

Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301
 
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Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends
Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences

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Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating
Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Two
"The Orb could do all kinds of things, whatever the user desired. Fyora soon realized how dangerous such a thing could be, so she asked each of the four fire faeries to become guardians for the Orb, and make sure it never fell into the wrong hands..."

by alex313

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Ice Cream: Part Three
That day she had ice cream for lunch, breakfast, and dinner. That night she dreamed four kinds of killer ice cream...

by sikki_lo

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Talk About Random - "Lost Isle!"
Not exactly the Lost Isle... but close!

by buizelmaniac

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Takematu and Mystery Of The Kougra Paw
Oh... no!!

by ichimatu



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