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	The Page's Promise: Part One Nothing bothered Trayanne when she was writing; nothing. Not even the fact that she was ownerless and in the Pound. by thediractor
	Remembering Rue: Part One That day the bandages came off, and she got her first look at the world for a long time, nothing was the same. Nothing ever would be again. by hedgehog_queen
	Never Send a Mystery Capsule to Dr. Sloth: Part One I actually spend very little time in Sloth's presence myself during each day, but yesterday was different. by fuzzymonkey31
	Flashpoint: Part One Counter-intelligence. It's such a glamorous job. Also by livvy_granger by antiaircraft

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Neopia Survival Guide

Neopia is not the land of merely Faerie Cakes and Rainbow Lollipops. Welcome to my guide to surviving the evils in this land of ours. I, for one, believe in vigilance at all times. So how does one combat evil? Well, it all starts with your Neohome. Yes, those pretty little Neohomes you made in Faerieland with Uni Wallpaper. What you need is fortification. Make it your New Years Resolution. It will be easier and far more rewarding to keep to as opposed to trying to avoid the Chocolate Factory...

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Against the Grain
Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything

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To Remember
"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"

by stori_booke

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The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy
Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

by bartdrunkeys

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How to be a Hero--The Right Way!
If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood

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Exceeding Expectations
Sometimes people will surprise you!

Art by lilyed

by winters_footsteps

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The Goofers
If you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans...

by lintsuf

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