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Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13 |
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 | My First Day as a NeopianConfessions of my first days at Neopets. :)
by century_gothic |  | The Super Smart Snot Splatter StrategySnot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.
by bartdrunkeys |  | Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter AppleNo longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.
by fluffywoy |  | The Greatest Mysteries of NeopiaSome questions that will make you think...
by mypetsandi |  | Unusual Foods: SoupsIt's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?
by ripplestream850 |  | This Means WarRaid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.
by carrotbreath |  | Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...
by rheiv_16 |  | Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. SlothAs a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.
by jayceedee |  | Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival GuideHow to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.
by darkdandy |  | How to be a Hero--The Right Way!If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.
Also by rfrchompchomp
by yami_wolfwood |  | Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.
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Headlines "Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113 Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...
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