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The Fallen: Faint-Hearted - Part One

The day that Lure Brighten was born would have been like any other day...

by ayame_23
The Captain's Son: Part One

Albatross was beginning to wonder what on Neopia the Kyrii was doing when a monstrous Scorchio emerged from the depths. Drops of water ran down her orange scales...

by winterhome
 
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"Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn
"Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."




Other Stories


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The Robbers
"That is NOT how you cut apples," snapped the older yellow Kyrii. "Hold it like this," she told him, fixing his grip...

by cloud411908

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New Priorities
The plushie Draik sighed grumpily, feeling very put-upon indeed. "No. I don't want any of those ugly things."

by kingskid999

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Are You Extreme Enough? A Guide to Extreme Herder 2!
As a petpet herder, you are bound to come across obstacles and enemies, but you will find a few helpful power-ups along the way as well!

by facetiousmind

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How to Out-Duel on the Decks
Learn how to get the highest of scores in Neopia's new favourite card game!

by foxo11

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Anon & Balthazar One Half: Musings (Part 3 of 3)
The greatest gift of all is one that tickles the funny bone.

by wingsofathena

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Boring.
Rhacis was bored.

by scinnychan



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