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Trouble in Paradise: Cinnamon Roll

It took her a total of five minutes to realize that...

by chasing_stars44
Haunted By You

I think there's a simple solution for that...

Also by sophieauditore

by iluminescent

The Money Tree

Seriously?

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

Wraithland: Escape Route

It's not gonna work out.

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Wraith Crossing

Always be truthful when answering your Neopian Portal Officer!

by toffeedatepudding
Eclectic Antics: Gals in Wraithland

Wraiths are scary? Please, you haven't met a girl with a temper.

by amarettoball
The Floating Islanders: Wraith Encounter

I'd crash faerieland too if I could get a decent enough T-shirt out of it.

by yankeesrule244444456
Dinner with the Scarlets: Wraithland

Mysterious and randomly appearing portals to Wraithland are mysterious and randomly appearing.

by june_scarlet
The April Fool

After years of trickery, some Neopets are way too wary of The Neopets Team's antics on April Fool's Day.

by minkton
Visiting the Snowager Logic

Don't be greedy.

by goldensif
Life As A Kad: Summer

Kads have great ways to keep cool in the summer!

by anniversarium
Book Shop: Retired

So no more of that item in Neopia?

by oscaryg5
INFINITE?

Infinite neggs?!

by katehoughtonbeckett
Paintbrush Side Effects

Keep your hands and belongings secured at all times.

by qgqg
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 2

How did you not hear me?

by tigerkitten41
 
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"Evil?" by reiqua
Adelaide had always been regarded as a bit of an oddity by her classmates. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that she always wore a tin foil hat. Or maybe it was because she spent most of her class time staring aimlessly out of the window. Perhaps her unusual habit of leaving origami Cybunnies everywhere she went was a factor. But regardless of what it was, she was unanimously considered “weird”. People always said that Adelaide had her head in the clouds. Which was fitting, really, because she was painted cloud. No-one really disliked her. But no-one would voluntarily start up a conversation with her either. That is, not unless they felt they had time to listen to long stories about how Queen Fyora had secretly stolen Brucey B's lucky coin, and the way the Petpet Protection League were taking insufficient action to prevent the exploitation of Tigersquashes... One Friday morning, Adelaide was passing through Neopia central on her way to purchase some stamps. She was absent-mindedly bouncing a yo-yo as she walked. In her other hand, she held a book entitled Teeth Sharpening Techniques. She seemed to be totally immersed in her book. If Adelaide hadn't been quite so oblivious to the world, she would've noticed a clump of 'pets just up ahead. They were all clustered around the notice-board, forming a road block.




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Evil?
“What's going on here?” she asked a tall Red Kyrii nearby her.

“TNT have just put up a notice,” he told her, “about the portals that have been appearing. Some people think it's a plot.”

by reiqua


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Tails of the Crypt - The Tale of the Toymaker
His workshop, for the most part, was out of the sight of the general population, and it was generally deserted. Then, one day, during a particularly harsh snowstorm, a Neopet named Bob strayed off from their hiking trail and stumbled onto the first lit building they saw. A knock on the door shattered the silence, making Edward jump out of his skin.

Also by likelife96

by alienspacefairy


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Interview with a Faerie's Ruin Survivor
“They say that history is defined by the winners,” the wraith, whom we shall call ‘Mist’ for the purpose of anonymity, said to me as he nursed a cup of borovan. His façade was flickering between deep midnight and a rich purple. “The veterans of the Wraith Conflict know this very well.”

Also by coolgirl123c

by iciclefaerie05


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Welcome to Darkvale
A benevolent woodland hamlet where the skies are dark, the moon is beautiful, and glowing motes pass overhead while we all study when we should be sleeping. Welcome to Darkvale.

by mollyscribbles

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Seven
Burly creatures were digging in the snow, their long, yellow claws flinging powder into the air. Their feet were massive enough to crush any enemy. Their teeth were so long, she almost mistook them as tusks. Camouflaged by their overgrown tufts of white fur, from their ankles to their forehead, where twisted horns reached for the sky, their red pupils burned into her mind.

by ummagine3284

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Venn and the Isolated Island: Part One
It was yet another average morning for Venn, a Camouflage Gelert. He climbed out of bed, stretched, put on his brown shorts and yellow scarf, and headed to the Neohome's dining room for breakfast. There they ate the typical Neopian meal, consisting mainly of omelets and jelly. After this came probably the most suspenseful part of the day: the journey to the Secret Laboratory, where Venn would be zapped.

by mbredboy31



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