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Blossoms~ Retry Part 8

We shared groceries, so the next step is to share friendship.

by twillieblossom
Laginator 3000

Dr. Sloth thinks through his plans very carefully.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Random Events

This is why you only get to press it once a day.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 3

Probably couldn't have carried those anyway.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

The Rickety Ship: Q1

sheeeww

by dimartedi
Welcome to the Family?: Part 1

You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice.

by amarettoball
Apples

All this for an apple?

by fourin
Aisha Soup: Pirate Plans

Shouldn't you be out doing pirate stuff or something?

by the_shii
Mispronunciations of Neopia: Pteri

What's a pea tree?

Idea from lennekegirl123

by table

Dandilion Tails in 'Screams of the Vegetables'

Why would you need a loc- oh my Fyora.

by dandilion_crucifix
How Yooyus Spend the Off-Season!

Heheheh...

Also by kbbob

by sarah2396

Delicious Cupcake?

Hmmm, I wonder...

by praline01
The Problems of Avatars #2

That's not how this works...

Also by alexise1998

by chromeninja

You Missed!

BULLSEYE?

by editorial
Culinary Confusion

It's obvi-wait a sec...

Also by azienskieth

by roxanna203

Can I have a petpet?

Sometimes finding the perfect petpet can be tricky.

by _clement_
Poogles & Giggles #5

I didn't touch one, I swear!

by lizzbear_
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
Stay Strong with Team Brawn: A New Moon

CRASH. Ewww...

Also by Tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 1

Get ready for a slumber party

by winner19955
 
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"Mission KatFL" by theschizophrenicpunk
OPEN: KSSMO history files OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions OPEN: file no. 355222, mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222 VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222, subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Wally Katt (Director, KatFL Mission. Species: Wocky. Colour: Blue. Gender: Male.): I still don’t exactly know why everyone elected me as director. I ran as a joke. They said I was “qualified” because I’d led a similar mission via simulation run in some stupid spacecraft outside of Kreludor that only three people knew about, and that was supposed to require some level of Brain Tree-esque genius to complete – and my team survived. Which is just dumb.




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Mission KatFL
OPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222
VIEW: subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:


by theschizophrenicpunk

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Downtime With Dr. Sloth
Just a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.

by vanillafilth

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Backpacking On A Budget - Part 4
Welcome to the fourth instalment in my series on travelling around Neopia without spending a fortune. The last article finished as we were leaving Moltara and heading towards Shenkuu. If the weather is amenable you have a good chance of reaching Shenkuu in time for the New Year Festival.

by equinewhispers

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Rhoasy's Raddest Restaurants: Cafe Kreludor
This week, as promised, I’m strapping on my moon shoes and heading to Kreludor, Neopia’s only moon, to try the most recommended restaurant by all my Grundo buddies- Cafe Kreludor!

by tennesseethomas

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The Gallant Return of Kathryn and Tobin: Part Three
Tobin's ears twitched as he looked up from his camera to the guide. Before I could stop him, he pushed his way forward until he stood at the front of the crowd and addressed them. “That's wrong,” he said.

by fields_of_gold

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Begin Again: Part One
The green Draik breaks through the forest, leaping out from between two trees. She dashes down the slope, long wings billowing up from the wind of her dash. She runs on all fours, having the lithe limbs to do so. Her small backpack bounces with every step.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998




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