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Issue: 698 | 11th day of Gathering, Y17 |
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Headlines "Downtime With Dr. Sloth" by vanillafilth Being an almighty overlord all the time understandably gets tiring. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't throw away my boundless power for anything, but even creatures of my high stature need time off. Today was just such a day. I found myself craving some quality Sloth time, outside of the confines of the Virtupets station. Even in my leisure time, there's always work to be done. Today's list entails picking up my dry cleaning, going grocery shopping, and picking up some pet supplies for Roger, my precious, obedient little ultra Pinceron. Quite the labor intensive day this is looking to be, but what kind of ruler would I be could I not best these simple tasks?
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For the Love of Yooyuball The sun beat down from a clear blue sky, not a cloud in sight. Not a breath of air, either. It was the first game of the day and Delma was already sweating. She felt like she would melt into a puddle. She was thankful that games of Yooyuball only lasted three minutes.
by 77thbigby |
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Words of Wisdom One more, just one more. It can't be that difficult, after all, this old guy could do it, I'm much quicker from all that training I got-WHACK!
A soft sigh sounded a few feet away from a young Buzz, who was not only wincing in disappointment, but in pain as he tenderly rubbed the spot where the arrow has brushed past his wing.
by clairemac10000 |
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Dubloons - An All Time Low! Greetings fellow Dubloon buyers and sellers of Neopia!
During your busy buying and selling lives here on Neopets have you noticed a significant decrease in the price of dubloons? I'm almost postive you have, though this issue may have faded into the back of your mind.
by kimi10552 |
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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Six I let out another sob before slowly pulling myself to my feet. Every movement sent pain shooting through my back, but I had to get home. I staggered home as quickly as I could, which wasn’t quickly at all. Also by Medit92
by teamchao466 |
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After ACX: Part Two Part Two - FaerieThe Faerie Yooyu rolled around the Faerie pen impatiently. So far, there had been nine Yooyus called up to the pitch, and not one of them had been Faerie. Come on, he thought, moving restlessly back and forth. Also by lil_em06
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