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| Mission KatFLOPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
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by theschizophrenicpunk | | Words of WisdomOne more, just one more. It can't be that difficult, after all, this old guy could do it, I'm much quicker from all that training I got-WHACK!
A soft sigh sounded a few feet away from a young Buzz, who was not only wincing in disappointment, but in pain as he tenderly rubbed the spot where the arrow has brushed past his wing.
by clairemac10000 | | Usuki Singing Stars #25: Publishing Problems“At last, I’ve finally finished!!” Sparkles shrieked, waving five sheets of paper above her head triumphantly. The pink Bruce dashed out of her bedroom, clambered down the stairs and stormed into the living room with her finished piece of work gripped firmly in her hands. “Oh Scary, you won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice squeaking excitedly.
by downrightdude | | For the Love of YooyuballThe sun beat down from a clear blue sky, not a cloud in sight. Not a breath of air, either. It was the first game of the day and Delma was already sweating. She felt like she would melt into a puddle. She was thankful that games of Yooyuball only lasted three minutes.
by 77thbigby | | Downtime With Dr. SlothJust a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.
by vanillafilth |
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Techo's Treats
As Techo day approaches, the minds of Neopians everywhere turn to famous Techos across the globe, such as the Techo Master, Dr. Death, and that crazy Techo Fanatic who pierces everyone's poor eardrums at the Altador Cup. However, one Techo often overlooked is the Tropical Foods shopkeeper on Mystery Island. He takes immense pride in creating the most dazzling tropical dishes, sure to delight anyone's taste buds.
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How to Pick a Petpet You just got a new pet, and now they need the right petpet. Luckily, this guide will help find their perfect companion.
by scechoi |
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The Trouble with Tridents: Part Two Firi found it quite amusing to watch her friend manically searching the surrounding area. His long Draik tail twitching as he swam from place to place, and his big Draik ears reacting to every sound he heard. It was not the first time Sei had lost his trident (and probably not the last), but he always panicked and was always going on about the dangers of a lost trident.
Also by scherwoodz
by winterdreary |
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The Warrior Princess: The Coronation: Part Three Cole watched as Terrence left. Clarity looked upset, but said, ”Mara is back and she’s coming for me. I’m going to leave so she’ll follow me away from the kingdom.” Cole began to panic because he needed his sister for his plan to work. Cole shook his head. ”No. It can’t be true."
by purplbrooke |
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