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Circulation: 188,131,375

Issue: 425 | 8th day of Sleeping, Y12

Comics

	A Neo Look ...at Caves and Corridors by jewelia52
	Thought Bubbles What's a Cockroach? by adsers
	Just Korbatty! #1 New petpet? by halloweenkomoris
	For The Lulz - Chill Out Mmmm, mint chocolate chip! by mooseydoom101
	None the Ordinary Something has happened! by pokefreak_1_1
	Gambit Science is fun! Well, not THAT fun... :( by lynn_dark
	Golden 'n' Green I'm SOOOOO not useless! by shadowgempaw
	Sayings from Fortune Cookies Sage advice on dangerous situations. by proudpony
	Adventures of Adventurers Redundancy by constantine1234
	That's Not Normal... There are many things that don't make sense around here. by givemeapicklemann
	Awesome Sauce ~ Hammers are not always the solution R.I.P. Corn Pyramid. You will be missed deeply. :c by picklecheesepie
	Slapdash: Staring Contest glare by inkweaver009
	The Valley of Spam That's right, Vogel! by chichikokoyamma
	The 'Tok of the Town: Just Like Me! BeautifulZhangHe is a great rockstar, but a lousy guitar salesman... by moonlightfear
	The Plight of Avatar Petpets Mazzew, how old are you? by zyanid
	Fail Rescue Make sure your lunch is not a petpet first. by dragonstorm_75
	The Good, The Bad, And The Fluffy Ouch. by ezel68
	sanity ltd No Chias were harmed in the making of this comic. by thunderlight314
	One Fish, Two Fish A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips... by fish_puddle
	Recipe for Disaster There's a new restaurant in town. by prismfire
	Great Expectations Fun fact: Kelp is responsible for 90% of Flat-u-less Tablets sales. by potterphileemily
	Looped Ears I think I know why... by sushimuffindog
	Coconut Shy Business is bad... by leetmango
	Omnomnom So you're the new person, right? by candyplague
	A Nerd, a Dork, and a Geek This always happens... by almightywebmistress
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild He dropped his omelette. by wallaroo42
	A Bit Twitchy Sneak really needs to learn the difference between a Bottled Faerie and Gross Food. by rose_and_ruby
	Petpet Pamper You will be pampered and you will like it!! by yampuff
	Kacheek's Life Part 2: Games are Madness It's not easy to play games when you live with ghost Korbats... by cornflakelam
	Series to be named (evenually)-Ultimate comic Hopefully next time i'll use humor aside from epicness... by themeguy

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Other Stories

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The History of Backgrounds
Pete the green Kyrii settled down on the hill looking up on the Altador shores. He unfolded his easel and chose some paint colors.

by danielleplicka

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Pirate Letters
Hannah,

I'm not sure if you remember me. You used to play with me and Jacques on Krawk Island.

by jdb1984

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Fighting in the Stars: Your guide to Nova Battle
We'll start with a general overview of the game. Your character is a Golden Nova, controlled by your mouse...

by noicepls

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Bounce!
The only thing better than doughnutfruits is a game BASED on doughnutfruits.

by allielle

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Magical Evil: Part One
She had never left Brightvale Castle...

by sapphirekira

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The Captain's Son: Part Two
He searched each of the drawers. The Amulet was not in any of them! No... no! I can not possibly return to Auduna with nothing!

by winterhome

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