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Tooth in Advertising

Everyone loves floss! Collab with musiclives2001 & geneames1

by firefoxtails
Am I Doing a Good Deed?

I wonder when I will get the avatar...Collab with rurirawr

by fivemilliononly
Chia Confusion

That's not blood...

by satisfunctional
The Tournament Pt 23

Lar, get back here. Collab with nostalgicneopian & luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
The Neo Award For Best Villain

And the award goes to…Collab with coolman233312

by lightningtrouble_65
The Soup Kitchen

Another great day helping hungry pets at the Soup Kitchen! Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
Wordplay #002 - Random Event

Something has happened!

by hzoo_26
To Negg or Not to Negg

One hungry Meerca. One tempting negg collection. What could possibly go wrong?

by raven111217
To Stockpile Or To Eat

I can't wait to donate all my omelettes at the Faerie Festival this year!

by sierrasiobhan
Stampede: The Battle Within

The past and future are ever at odds with the present.

by periodicage
Strength Training

I'll show you!

by krystellarina
A Moltarable Field Trip

I'm so excited for our field trip to Moltara!

by l_like_animals
Wheel of Misknowledge

Go on, spin...you know you want to...

by massguides
Festival Soup

Be careful what you donate! Collab with sunkissedangel & hannahrose__

by flames_unleashed
Blossoms~ Hidden Views Part 7

She didn't follow us, did she?

by twillieblossom
 
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"Hanso and the Blorbulous" by xakemii
Long before Fyora bestowed him with the title of Master Thief, Hanso had spent many years building his skills—figuring out how to pick locks, how to assess whether a guard could be bought for a reasonable amount of Neopoints, and most importantly: learning to never make plans that involved Petpets. The vehement way he delivered this last bit always got you interested. Hanso did it on purpose, of course. He needed you to let your guard down by drawing you into a conversation. It was an entertaining story. By the end of it, your pockets would be lighter, and you wouldn’t be entirely sure if any of it had been true. *** Hanso held his breath, waiting for the smoke to clear. Slowly, the Laboratory came back into focus, and Hanso could once again see the metal surfaces, each covered with hundreds of differently sized coloured buttons. But Hanso didn’t care about the stray sparks shooting out from each corner of the room. He was single-mindedly focused on the Blorpulous standing on the small pedestal under the two large spiral ray guns, pointing straight at it and still emitting a low humming noise. Hanso was not impressed. As far as he could tell, the Blorpulous looked exactly the same, and that was not what he had signed up for. He turned towards the Kookith—the one wearing a white laboratory coat...




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The Lost Usuki Doll
Neopia Central. It was a cheerful morning, with the sun shining through the clouds, painting them in every colour of the rainbow...

by safira_2002

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Hanso and the Blorbulous
Long before Fyora bestowed him with the title of Master Thief, Hanso had spent many years building his skills...Collab with stella_123_5

by xakemii

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Not-So-Obvious Mystery Island - A Travel Log
Rio A. Nomaroots tells the most interesting places to visit on Mystery Island

by cosmonauta

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Returning to Neopets in 2026
Coming back to Neopets in 2026, from when you played as a kid is life-changing...

by 90brew

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
A wandering naturalist's journal documenting Petpets in their native habitats.

by sporty2443

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Becky the Gelert and the Mushroom Faerie
The Spotted Gelert rested lazily on the freshly-cut grass in her backyard. Collab with trapsandrats

by greencheese79



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