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The 9 Kinds of Kad Feeders You Will Meet!

As someone who has been feeding Kadoaties for over seven years now, I have met my fair share of interesting people in the Kadoatie chat on Games board.

by ayakae
Neopian Battlefield Legends: A Guide for Trophy Collectors

Better Than You recently featured Neopian Battlefield Legends, which is a fun and strategic tower defense game! With some practice and strategic planning, anyone can achieve the maximum score and earn a shiny new trophy.

by poijb
Which Faerie Bubble Are You?

I’d be hard pressed to find a Neopian who doesn’t love the game Faerie Bubbles. With its no-nonsense, fairly simple gameplay, even the newest of Neopets owners can take part and relish in the bubble popping pleasure. It’s a classic. It’s a staple. It’s… time for a personality quiz!

by homestead58
Typing Terror Avatar Guide

This is a guide to getting the score of 3600+ necessary for the Typing Terror avatar. This game requires typing skill, but mostly luck. There are some things you can do to increase your chances of getting the avatar, however!

by berzerkturtlez
So You Want To Beat Daily Dare…

With a new year comes a new season of Daily Dare! Whether its AAA, Chadley or Abigail, if you're anxious about beating any of their scores, fear not!

Also by prada_prince

by mel_liew_ming_li

Fall Back In Love With Dice-A-Roo!

Most people play Dice-A-Roo for the avatar, only to never play the game again afterwards. You might even hate the game if the jackpot was always just out of your grasp! However, Dice-A-Roo still has a lot to offer every Neopian, especially if you take away the stress of trying to get the jackpot. How long has it been since you played Dice-A-Roo?

by pkmpc14
The Best Petpets 2: Desert Edition

If you’ve read some of my former articles, you might have stumbled across The Best Robot Petpets, a piece I wrote highlighting a specific subcategory of Petpets. Now, Robot Petpets might be cool, but why bother focusing on just them? As covered in the former, more exotic Petpets often go overlooked for those within reach of Neopia Central.

When pondering what other varieties I should cover, one came to mind. So, in homage to my Desert Moehog Roheit, I present to you: The Best Desert Petpets. In no particular order.

by jjensen688

The Chocolate Ball Etiquette

When you get your invite to the annual Chocolate Ball, you will surely feel elite, because not everyone gets one! You should feel very honored and special if you manage to get an invite. It's always the talk of the high society, since only about a hundred invites are passed out every year.

by maryannyks
One man’s junk…

You might think donating all this stuff is downright cruel, but surprisingly, it's actually very useful to the cause!

by 1jediboy
One Man’s Junk…



by 1jediboy
 
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"Frustrations of The Resistance" by asiaxia
"Oh, no..." The Snowglobe Staff decides to simply not work this battle. After all, how does a Yellow Snowball help her? Where is the snowball? There must be something else, right? The Jade Elixir? Gone. Thick Smoke Bomb? Disappeared two turns ago. Turned Tooth? She defends it with ease. Finally, the young Acara looks up at her, those pink wings fluttering so gracefully, that smug smirk so condescending. She knows - there are no more tricks left. Not in this fight. "Don't you think this is getting old by now?" She taunts in that familiar voice - a friend turned enemy. The Boss. "You never stood a chance." Spotting the Grapes of Wrath in view, she can see this tussle is nearing the end. Even with her Downsize in use, there's no chance at winning. She burrows in combination, avoiding the blunt of the fire attack while still suffering a significant amount of damage. Not that getting dirt in her fur is her favorite pastime, but it works. For now. No options are left. She only has 5 weapons left - weapons that Kaia can all defend against. She has no choice but to accept her defeat, once again at the mercy of the Wand of the Dark Faerie.ZAP! *~*~*~*~*~*~* 'I never stood a chance...' A heavy sigh escaped from the lips of a tattered Grey Acara as she stumbled out, dazed, of the Forgotten Graveyard backgrounds.




Other Stories


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The Negg Hunt That Nearly Wasn’t
This was a collaborative effort by the people listed at the end of this story and submitted with their permission.

by hakolinsky

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Frustrations of The Resistance
In relation to the recent plot update! "With an opponent such as "The Boss", victory is not easy. Is it even possible?

by asiaxia

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The Aisha Twins:Part Four
After all this, we've finally complteted the Secret Laboratory Map...

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11


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Change Needs Growth:Part Six
“My name is Leprechaun.” Patrick repeated.

“You are remembering the truth!” Nash was excited.

“Why are you doing this to me?!”

by jehtredmonkey


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A Known Fact
more jokes..

by avillainknownasmatt

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How Gruel...
When you offer a shopkeeper too much on accident...

idea by cheeky_jess art by draggi_pi2

by draggi_pi2




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