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Faerie Make-Up Tips: Get the Look!

Want to look as fab as your favorite faerie? Then check out their dazzling make-up tips!

by meggierules2129
How Well Do You Know Fyora?

It's Fyora Day!

by hallie035
Colonel Cobb and the Attack of the Vegetables

Colonel Cobb. Those two words probably mean nothing two you, unless you read the Neopedia. And if you’ve read my last article, you know that no one reads the Neopedia. But Colonel Cobb deserves to be read about.

by fattree
How to Get Vaporized by Dr. Sloth

12. Send him a game challenge to play Splat-A-Sloth.

by trisshamster
Fyora Day Dos and Don'ts

I've got some tips on what to do and not to do for Fyora's Special Day.

by rider_galbatorix
Zombie Survival 101

They won't seem so cute while they're gnawing on your head.

by marina5_55
Altador: Home Field Underdogs

Why has the home team failed time and again to achieve glory? What happened to the myth of the home field advantage?

by rikkuffx2theif
Guides that Actually Work: Impressive Accounts

What we need are simple, fast tricks of the trade to have a better account. And luckily, that's exactly what this article is all about.

by butter_bar12
"Brains" Mortigan: A Hauntie's Woe?

Perhaps the most surprising of them all is the replacement of Autrey Fulse with "Brains" Mortigan, the Zombie Usul.

by daisygirl88_5
Article Spies - Fyora

I can't believe we're actually going to spy on Queen Fyora!

Also by birdinggal

by water_park1993

A Glimpse into the Hidden Tower

To help you appreciate this grand day of celebration, I will take you through some of the weird and wonderful items located in the Hidden Tower in Faerieland.

by neom_777
 
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"Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings" by kingskid999
"If it's so easy to save up enough, why don't you?" Truth be told, Beatrice was feeling desperate. Monica couldn't use the FFQ on Calista! That stupid Cybunny! She was only a year or so old. Who did she think she was? Just because 'the pound wasn't kind to her', she had the right to steal what was rightfully Beatrice's? Beatrice, who had been around since the beginning?




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Wings of Freedom
"Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe.

by black_skull725

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An Usul's Tail
"This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!"

by mrs_cherish

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March of the Fire: Part Four
I swallowed. This was my big moment to shine. Finally, I was doing something interesting with my life.

Art by blizard131

by blizard131


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Caught in a Conspiracy: Part One
"You know what you did," a Yurble guard replied. "You're in a conspiracy against King Skarl himself!"

by luna4400

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The Annoying Truth
Some Grarrls have a soft heart.

by erikatz4325

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A Day at the Beach
Why fire pets should NOT be at the beach.

by vivinovember



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